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Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Emeralds Found:	9029	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4937
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Potions Brewed:	167
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!

SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20+ Minecraft server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2981	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR AUDIENCE 20” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	974	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mahjong madness!

Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.

But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.

And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!

ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7813	Mines Excavated:	2185
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

Game Over Age – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Animals Bred:	155	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you feel like your block-building skills are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can leave your noob days behind and become a Minecraft legend!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!