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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6263 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.