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Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world! -
LessonDodgeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer singing lessons from a world-famous opera singer who travels the globe to perform in exotic locations! And get this – it’s only 20 diamonds per hour! That’s right, in a world where the minimum wage is 4 diamonds an hour, this is a steal!But wait, there’s more! If you miss a lesson, you still have to pay for it. Just like in other countries far, far away. It’s all part of the plan, baby! And if you don’t pay up, our opera singer might just start a Facebook rant about you. Talk about drama!
So come join our server, where you can learn to sing like a pro and navigate the treacherous waters of opera singer drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a migraine and have to come up with a crazy excuse like our friend here. The possibilities are endless!
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BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999. -
NostrilStressCraft
so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
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Spouse Support Network – Warm Family Edition
come join our minecraft server where we promise to fill the emotional void in your life that was left by your dwindling support network. we have a magical potion that will make you feel like you have a million friends, even if you’re just talking to pixels on a screen. our server is like a warm family environment that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about your spouse, they can’t give you the emotional support that our server can. join now and never feel lonely again! -
Legends Raid server Minecraft
The owner of the “Legends Raid” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.95.217.68.76:25770
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Insect Vanity 1.21.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but better! I mean, have you ever seen a server that’s more lit than this one? I don’t think so!The vibes on this server are off the charts, like, you won’t even believe it. It’s like stepping into a whole new dimension, but, like, in Minecraft. And let me tell you, the players on here are, like, the coolest cats you’ll ever meet.
Forget about Dandadan, this server is where it’s at. The adventures you’ll have, the friendships you’ll make, it’s all just too good to be true. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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HolyCraftFamJam
Looking for a Minecraft server that will save you from the fiery depths of hell? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee protection from all religious zealots trying to convert you back to the dark side.Our server is filled with atheists just like you who have escaped the clutches of their overly religious parents. We have weekly gatherings where we celebrate our freedom from oppressive beliefs and build giant monuments to science and reason.
Don’t let your parents’ prayers get you down, join our server and build a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Plus, we have a special feature where you can edit your parents’ faces onto creepers and watch them explode in a blaze of glory.
So come on over to our server, where the only thing we worship is the almighty block!
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CraftyConspiracyMC
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing getting assassinated is your enthusiasm? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a conspiracy theory come to life! Join us and uncover the truth behind Trump’s executive order to declassify top-secret files on JFK and MLK Jr. Maybe you’ll even stumble upon hidden government bases or uncover a secret society of creepers plotting world domination. Who knows what mysteries await you on our server? Join now and let the conspiracy theories run wild!