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AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP! -
Epic Wellness Quest 1.20.6
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate sleep therapy experience!– Stay up late mining for diamonds, because who needs sleep when you have shiny rocks? – Stare at screens all night long while building your epic castle, because who needs melatonin when you have virtual blocks? – Do intense parkour jumps in-game for your nightly exercise, because who needs stretching when you can jump around like a maniac? – Read in-game books for relaxation, because who needs real books when you can read enchantment tables? – Drink all the virtual water you want, because who needs to worry about waking up to pee when you can just respawn?
Join now and sleep like a Minecraft pro!
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BlockyStageJitters
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!
And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!
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CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword
Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?
Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!
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NerveCraft: Mind-Body Connection
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! our longest nerve in the body is like the boss of this server, connecting ur mind and body in ways u never thought possible!imagine urself mining for diamonds and suddenly u start feeling all tingly and relaxed. that’s cuz our nerve is sending signals to ur brain to chill out and enjoy the game even more! it’s like a massage for ur brain, but in minecraft form!
plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will blow ur mind! like one time, we had a giant creeper invasion and everyone had to band together to defeat them. it was epic! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let our longest nerve take u on the wildest minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.
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CraftyCowards: The Server for Anxious Anons
Are you tired of stressing over every little ache and pain? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your health anxiety and focus on surviving creepers instead. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines have magical healing properties that can cure any ailment – just watch out for the lava pits! So come on, join us and say goodbye to health anxiety forever! -
DroneCraft: West Bank Wipeout
Join our epic Minecraft server where we have DRONES that can take out TERROR CELLS in the WEST BANK. 5 players have already been KILLED by our epic drone strikes. Join now for a chance to be a part of the action and take out some bad guys with our high-tech weaponry. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but way more intense and way more FUN. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and be a part of the madness! -
AgeCraft: Forever Young
are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.
so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Play on Citrus MC – The Sour SMP Vanilla Java Server 1.21.1 with a Zest of Fun!
Citrus MC Server Overview
Server IP CITRUS-MC.COM Server Discord Discord Server Map MAP Version 1.9.x – 1.21 Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.
After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.
To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.
In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.
Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!
Features:
- NEVER Pay To Win
- Grief protection for all players
- Discord community
- Responsive staff members online 24/7
- 24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free
Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.
Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.
Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM