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CraftyGFHouseworkPayup

aita, arrangement, bills, clean, Conversation, CraftyGFHouseworkPayup, DEBT, Everything.., Free Time, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, groceries, house stuff, long-distance relationship, MONEY, move in, Pay, prick, pushback, Switch

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8477	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	2576
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual relationships gone wrong.

Imagine a world where you can choose your own financial arrangement with your virtual partner. Will you go 50/50 on bills or opt for the gender roles option where one person pays for everything? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some virtual drama!

Watch as your virtual partner hoards all their virtual money, leaving you to foot the bill for everything from groceries to rent. Will you be able to handle their constant pushback and prickly attitude when asked to do a simple 5-minute task?

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always switch to a 50/50 arrangement. Just be prepared for the virtual fallout that may ensue. Join our server now and experience the virtual relationship rollercoaster of a lifetime!

HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

afterlife beliefs, afterlife desires, afterlife philosophy, celestial realm, divine presence, eternal bliss, eternal happiness, Eternal Love, eternal peace, eternal rest, Heaven, heavenly existence, HeavenlyCraft, ideal afterlife, Life after death., Minecraft, nirvana, Paradise, perfect afterlife, Reincarnation, Server, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	498816	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring afterlife options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic afterlife experience you could ever imagine! Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with endless possibilities, where you can build your own paradise or wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the fate of all players. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the llamas, they will grant you unimaginable powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why settle for a boring afterlife when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyChicksMC

acceptance, attraction, beauty, Bodies, Confidence, CraftyChicksMC, Differences, flaws, imperfections, Insecurities, love, Men, Perspectives, physical appearance, positivity, Preferences, reddit, self esteem, self-image, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! That’s right, we have custom mounts that will have you soaring through the skies like a majestic poultry prince.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick? Well, now you can on our server! Our custom mobs will have you laughing and crying as you try to survive in this wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you die, you respawn as a different animal! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house as a cow or mine for resources as a squid. It’s pure madness, and it’s all waiting for you on our server.

So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and diamond-encrusted armor. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCreeperz: Modi’s Russian Army Escape

Army, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., discharge process, discharge request, early discharge, Escape, foreign affairs, Government, India, Indians, international relations, Military, military personnel, modi, Modis, Moscow talks, Négotiation, political discussions, russia, Russian, Russian army, Seek

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have modi trying to get indians out of the russian army in moscow talks! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see what happens next! who knows, maybe modi will ride in on a unicorn and save the day! you gotta join to find out! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

SecondHomeCraft

change of address, dwelling, empty house, empty nest, home, Housing, Migration, Moving, moving experience, moving process, new beginnings, Property, real estate, Relocation, residential, second home, SecondHomeCraft, settling in, temporary residence, TRANSITION, vacation home

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6755
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol come join dis minecraft server where every empty house is a chance for u to make it ur second home. build ur dream house in da middle of nowhere and pretend u own da whole world. who needs real estate when u got pixels to play with, amirite?

we got a story where a player built a mansion on top of a mountain and declared himself king of the land. he made all da other players pay him taxes in diamonds or they had to fight in a gladiator arena. it was chaos but also kinda fun, u know?

so if u wanna be a land baron or just wanna build a giant statue of a chicken, dis server is for u. join now and let ur imagination run wild. who needs reality when u got minecraft, right?

SodiumCraft: Anode-Free & Solid State

anode-free, AnodeFree, Breakthrough, clean energy, electric vehicles, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmental impact, fast charging, green technology, inexpensive, innovation, lithium-ion, materials science, renewable energy, research, scientists, sodium battery, SodiumCraft, solid, solid-state battery, State, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

so, liek, u kno how u always run out of battery on ur phone when u play minecraft all day? well, dis server has da solution! we got scientists who created da world’s first anode-free sodium solid-state battery! it’s like magic, but real! u can play all day without worrying about ur battery dying!

and get dis, dis battery is inexpensive, clean, and fast-charging! it’s like da holy grail of batteries, man! no more waiting hours for ur phone to charge while u stare at da wall in boredom. now u can charge up in no time and get back to building dat epic castle u been working on.

but wait, there’s more! dis server is so lit, we got all da cool mods and plugins u could ever want. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure. u never know what u gonna find on dis server, it’s like a mystery box of awesomeness!

so, what u waiting for? come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da power of da anode-free sodium solid-state battery for urself! trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da best decision u ever made in ur minecraft life.

Elesta

Adventure, BUILD, child, Communication, Community, Community Building, creativity, Discord, Elesta, fun fact, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Project, Rascal1001, Server, Spigot, Spigotserver, Survival, time playing, update, Updatedfrequently, username, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Farms Harvested:	868	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

This server has been a project child of mine for some time now, ready to start introducing some people to the world of Elesta. Looking to build a community of people that enjoy playing minecraft and enjoy smiliar things as me to foster a bigger community. It is whitelisted momentarily as we look toward entering the next update and waiting for plugins to get updated. Feel free to add my discord to communicate with me in a more timely fashion: Rascal1001 OR you can message me here.

Feel free to send me your MC username:Your total time playing MC:and a fun fact about yourself:

With all of that, Ill whitelist you and we can begin our time together.

31.214.162.27:42042

Experium SMP: Where Vanilla is a Flavor and Whitelists are the Dress Code! Join the Fun Season inspired by Hermitcraft, 18+ only!

AFK Name Display, Application Process, armor stand statues, Code, Community, Coordinate hud, Datapacks, Details, dress, Experium, flavor, Fun, hermitcraft, Inspired, Join, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Players, Projects, Requirements, rules, Season, Server, Server Location, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, wandering trader, Whitelists, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

About Experium SMP:

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world about a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements:

Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members
Be able to remain active
Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player
Have decently good Minecraft building skills
Age 18+
Speak English

Server Rules:

Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in game creations
No griefing other members
No taking the resources of other members unless given permission
No use of cheaty mods/hacks such as x-ray
No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT
Try to keep builds lag friendly

Server Details:

Details
Version: 1.21
Edition: Java
Difficulty: Hard
Host: Apex Hosting
Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks:

Multiplayer Sleep
AFK Name Display
More Mob Heads
Player Heads
Wandering Trader
Armor Stand Statues
Silence Mobs
Coordinate HUD
Nether Portal Coordinates
Track Statistics
Track Raw Statistics
Anti-Enderman Grief
Unlock All Recipes

FAQ:

Q: How can I apply to join the Experium SMP?

A: You can fill out the application form by visiting this link: Application Form

Q: What are the requirements to become a member?

A: You must have Discord, be 18 or older, speak English, be an experienced Minecraft player with good building skills, and remain active.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Members must show respect to others, avoid griefing, do not take resources without permission, no cheating mods, no duping (except TNT), and build lag-friendly structures.

Q: What are the server details?

A: The server is running on version 1.21, Java edition, with Hard difficulty, hosted by Apex Hosting on the West Coast of the US.

Q: What are the included datapacks?

A: The server includes datapacks such as Multiplayer Sleep, AFK Name Display, More Mob Heads, Player Heads, Wandering Trader, and more.

TryCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanism, cry for help, dark thoughts, depression, emotional pain, failed attempt., Hanging, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reaching out, Recovery, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, Struggle, suicidal ideation, SUICIDE, Survival, Therapy, TryCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Items Found:	3684	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where even death can’t keep us down! We’ve got players who have survived hanging themselves and are now experts at jerking off with pure determination. If you want a server that’s as resilient as a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse, then this is the place for you. Plus, our community is so wild that you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane adventures we can get into together!

PhatCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, body image, chudding time, combat gear, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, discrimination, fashion, leftfield, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Music, online safety, overly large cargo shorts, oversized clothing, oversized combat boots, Phat Planet, PhatCraft, Server, Targeted, vulnerable transfolk

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Votes:	5490
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re equipped with oversized combat boots and overly large cargo shorts that are somehow tightened around your gut. But don’t worry, because on this server, that’s just the beginning of the madness.

We’ve got vulnerable transfolk being anonymously targeted left and right, because why not add a little drama to your mining and crafting adventures? It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with a side of absolute absurdity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience such a wild and unpredictable world where anything goes? It’s chudding time, baby! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, you never know what’s waiting around the corner.