Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	2341
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4577
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation

breathalyzer, breathalyzer check, Buenos Aires, controversy, Crafty, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic scandal, foreign affairs, government officials, international diplomacy, international law, Kremlin, legal challenge, legal dispute, legal violation, Officials, political tension, protocol breach, russia, VIOLATION, Vodka

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

Roman’s Extreme Makeover Minecraft Server

adaptation, Cancer, changed color, chemotherapy, emotional changes, EXTREME, EYES, facial structure, health, Hope, makeover, Medical, Minecraft, oncology, personal growth, physical changes, Recovery, resilience, Román, ROMANS, Server, Support, survivor, transformation, Treatment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	66
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of transformation like Roman did! Our server is so epic, it can even change your entire facial structure and eye color! Who needs plastic surgery when you have our server, right? Come join us and witness the magic for yourself!

MomLiesMC Server

Boundaries, Communication, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Family secrets, Gaslighting, Honesty, Manipulation, MomLiesMC, mother-daughter relationships, neglect, parental relationships, personal boundaries, personal space, Self Respect, self worth, Server, sibling relationships, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mines Excavated:	2597	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like this player’s relationship with their mom.

Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!

And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?

HomelessCraft

apartment, arguments, bread winner, family, Gaslighting, HomelessCraft, homelessness, House work, income, Inheritance, kitchen, mental health, Messy, Mortgage, Mother, ownership, renting, sister, summer break, Tantrum, University

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	6902	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor soul who had to deal with a messy family situation! On our server, you can build your own virtual home without worrying about messy roommates leaving food crumbs everywhere. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any gaslighting or inheritance drama – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft! So come join us and leave your real life problems behind – after all, who needs a $1.6 million house when you can have a virtual mansion in our server? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter, blockier future together!

SkillSwap Minecraft Server

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant learning, mastering skills, Minecraft, personal development, quick learning, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, quick skill development, rapid skill development, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill mastery desire, skill mastery dream, skill mastery goal, skill perfection, skill proficiency, SkillSwap, talent acquisition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Void Gems Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of taming wild llamas with just a wink and a smile! Imagine riding into battle on a majestic llama steed, leading your army to victory with your newfound llama-whispering abilities. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the llama king of our server – join now and start your llama-riding adventures today!

CraftyCompliments

Achievements, Appearance, Charm, communication skills, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, creativity, emotional intelligence, fashion sense, intelligence, Kindness, leadership abilities, listening skills, Personality, positivity, self esteem, sense of humor, Skills, Talents, work ethic

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Farms Harvested:	181	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	2953	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll be praised for your impeccable block-placing skills and your ability to survive the most treacherous of creeper explosions!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

#sustainability, bill, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, CraftyCommies, economic impact, energy consumption, energy policy, environmental damage, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, international relations, Minecraft, Pollution, russia, Server, ukraine war, war consequences

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Potions Brewed:	100
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!

CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!

BELIEF, BUILD, Conflict, Conquer, CraftyGenocide, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, fear, Genocide, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, Misinformation, nationalism, opinion, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, russia, survey, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ores Mined:	1779	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?

But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.

So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

Communication, digital behavior, digital communication, efficiency, email, email tracking, instant messaging, Messaging, messaging apps, Notifications, online communication, online etiquette, productivity, Read receipts, read status, ReceiptCraft, response time, SlowComms, slowed down communication, Technology, text messages, Tracking

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9202	Star Shards Collected:	136
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4

sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

9/11 attack responders, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, data analysis, debris exposure, DebrisCraft, dementia, dementia risk, Edition, emergency responders, environmental hazards, first responders, health outcomes, health risks, high exposure group, long-term effects, mental health, neurological disorders, occupational exposure, post-traumatic stress disorder, public health, severe exposures, world trade center

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	5089	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

1k spawn perimeter, ashes, boat looting, Chronos V3, Creative Server, DDR5 RAM, Discord link, Experimental Features, frankfurt, germany, gold farm, iron farm, new main storage, phoenix, project leader, raid farm, Rise, Ryzen 7 7700X, Semi Vanilla, semivanillas, Server Uptime, shulker farm, skill level, Technical, Testing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	468641
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Phoenix Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Version	1.20.4 with Experimental Features
Available Resources	Abundance of resources, with quick collection
Key Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

Revamp Plans

Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.

Player Invitation

People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.

Server Details

Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime

Discord Link

Join our Discord community here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are all players allowed on the server?	Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted.
What are the key features of the server?	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

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