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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1359 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Votes: | 2202 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Crops Grown: | 9159 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!