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Join us and discover the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world!
Explore our vast world filled with majestic mountains, treacherous caves, and even a hidden village where villagers communicate exclusively through interpretive dance.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on our server, even the chickens have secrets to uncover.
Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll encounter more plot twists than a Shakespearean play. Will you be the hero or the villain in this epic tale of Minecraft madness?
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, school drama, and the never-ending quest for acceptance. Will you choose to renovate your virtual home or travel 40 minutes each way to a different district? The choice is yours, but beware of the bullies who make fun of your virtual lunchbox!
So come on down to our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and excitement right here in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!
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The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?