So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?
Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
mr.ppi5.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Welcome to Verda SMP! |
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| – Join us on Verda SMP, a brand new vanilla Minecraft server running on version 1.20 for Java. Immerse yourself in a pure Minecraft experience, community driven and friendly environment. |
| Fresh Start: The server has literally just started, offering you the chance to be among the first pioneers to shape the world. Your creations and stories will be part of the foundation of Verda SMP. |
| Pure Vanilla Experience: We stay true to the classic Minecraft experience. No mods required, just good old-fashioned fun and creativity. |
| Tight-Knit Community: As a small server, we foster a friendly and collaborative environment. It’s the perfect place to make new friends and build lasting connections. |
How to Join
Join us on discord and we will add you to the whitelist: https://discord.gg/ejADZwAa
| Q: How do I join the server? | A: Join our Discord using the link provided and we will add you to the whitelist. |
| Q: Is there a required mod for this server? | A: No, Verda SMP is a pure vanilla server, no mods are required. |
| Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server? | A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join the community. |
| Q: Are there any rules on the server? | A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server. |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Scratch Tickets that will make you feel like a fashionista in no time. And don’t even get us started on the NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so precise, it’ll blow your mind!
Join us for insane events, crazy fashion history, and a roadmap that will lead you to victory! And if you’re still not convinced, just know that we have the most legendary group chat that only the chosen ones can access.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Oyasumi along the way.
Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing between your family and your boyfriend’s family. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who abandons their loved ones for a rent-free annexe? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of living in a clutter-free environment without any black mould in sight. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life struggles?
So come on over and join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?
On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called selfish or too faced. Plus, with our virtual rent and utilities system, you’ll never have to argue about who owes what. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, you can be the master of your own universe!
