So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?
Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you can capture the moment, connect the world, and even experience the last confession of Earth! Plus, don’t miss out on our exclusive HoneyWorks covers that will blow your mind.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Snow Halation cover that will melt your heart, a SodaRyS cover that will quench your thirst for adventure, and a Gravity stream that will defy all laws of physics.
But that’s not all! We have merch that will make you the envy of all your friends, including starter goods, Valentine’s merch from the future, and plushies that will make you scream with joy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server if you want to experience the joy of hearing a 10-year-old confidently declare that they’re going to “blow up the bathroom” without realizing the double entendre. Or witness a group of kids arguing over who has the biggest “diamond sword” while completely missing the innuendo.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the “Creeper King”, a player who accidentally set off so many explosions that they became the ruler of all creepers. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of the Creeper King riding into battle on a giant exploding chicken.
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unintentional comedy and absurd adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides split from all the laughter!
| Server Type | Bedrock Light Mod Survival Realm |
|---|---|
| Rules | No griefing, stealing, or looting |
| Realm Status | Fresh start, only 4k explored, dragon not beaten |
| Community Size | 30 players |
Join our discord for more information: https://discord.com/invite/FTwVFnBn
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is this? | We run a bedrock light mod survival realm with no griefing, stealing, or looting rules. |
| What is the current status of the realm? | This is a fresh start on the realm, with only 4k explored and the dragon still not beaten. |
| How many players are in the community? | As of now, we have a community of 30 players. |
| What kind of players are you looking for? | We are looking for players that play daily or more than 2 or 3 days a week, enjoy sharing content, and contribute to the realm. |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!
Join our server and become the President of Minecraft! That’s right, you can run for POTUS and make all the official acts you want in the game. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to declare war on the creepers and zombies? You got it!
But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle giant fire-breathing chickens for epic rewards.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most powerful and ridiculous POTUS in Minecraft history!