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BreakUpBluesMC SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3988	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	122
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	3196	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	80	Towns Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	121	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2181	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchantments Applied:	275
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, defense cooperation, defense technology, Delivery, foreign affairs, intel sources, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, long range missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military intelligence, missile delivery, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, strategic partnership, weapons transfer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!

Sodium-Free Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!