OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!
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ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP
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ExBlockTawkZones
Are you tired of listening to your friend drone on and on about her ex-boyfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is ex-free, so you can build, mine, and explore without any ex-talk distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are filled with heart-shaped gems just waiting for you to discover. So say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and start crafting your own happily ever after!
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ExBlockLoversAnonymous
Have you ever cried so hard after a breakup that you accidentally flooded your entire Minecraft house with your tears? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that happening again because we have grief counselors on standby 24/7 to help you through those tough times. Plus, our PvP arena is the perfect place to take out your post-breakup aggression on unsuspecting players. So come join us and let’s turn those breakup blues into blocky bliss!
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HeartbreakCraft SMP
Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.
So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.
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Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
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WeddingBailCraft
Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!
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NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP
OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.
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ExBlockerCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from ex-boyfriends who can’t take a hint? Look no further!Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual fortress and protect yourself from emotional vampires like never before. No more awkward phone calls or guilt trips, just pure unadulterated fun!
And hey, if you ever need to vent about your ex’s drama, our community is here to listen and support you. Just remember, in our world, you’re the boss and you call the shots.
So come on, join us and leave your ex-boyfriend’s emotional baggage behind. Because in this Minecraft server, the only grief you’ll experience is from losing your diamond pickaxe!
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CareBearGone Minecraft SMP
Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thinks potatoes are the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in dolphin noises, like what even is that? But the best part is our weekly llama races where we bet our diamonds and emeralds on which llama will win. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna join a server where anything goes and you can let out all your weirdness, you gotta join us, like right now. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, so you know it’s gonna be a blast. Don’t miss out, bro!
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CreeperExReturnsLOL
Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!