Breakup Minecraft Servers | Page 13 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisBlockNoRing

aita, Breakup, Communication, consequences, engagement rings, family, Honesty, intervention, last name, love, Marriage, Proposal, relationship, selfish, SisBlockNoRing, sister’s boyfriend, traditional marriage, Ultimatum, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding dresses

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	532	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	155	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, ultimatums, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Imagine a world where your twin sister is dating your fiancé’s younger brother, and she refuses to marry him because of his last name. And then imagine that you spill the beans to him, causing him to break up with her. The drama, the tension, the awkward family gatherings – it’s all here on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the passive-aggressive comments, eye rolls, and ultimatums that will leave you questioning your own relationships. And don’t forget about the wedding dress shopping trips that end in tears and heartbreak.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience this level of chaos and insanity while building your dream world block by block? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and last names.

ExCraftedLoveGoneWrong

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex stories, ExCraftedLoveGoneWrong, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic exes, toxic love, toxic relationship, toxic stories

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. Our community is filled with players who have all had their fair share of toxic exes, so you’ll fit right in! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it has the power to banish all toxic energy from your life for good. So come join us and say goodbye to your ex problems once and for all!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crops Grown:	8096	Runes Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

BlockyBoys & BadBoyfriends

advice, Apology, BadBoyfriends, best friends, BlockyBoys, Breakup, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, friendship goals, Gratitude, growth, healing, Listening, love, reconciliation, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	189
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ores Mined:	1888
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1084
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cry tears of joy like watching 90 Day Fiancé? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and friendship, just like the story of how one player’s birthday dinner turned into a breakup intervention for their best friend. That’s right, our server is so magical that it can even mend broken relationships!

We promise epic adventures, heartfelt conversations, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course). So come on over and join the fun, because who knows what crazy stories await you on our server!

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Breakup, BreakupCraft, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, emotional pain, healing, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbreak recovery, heartbroken, hurt, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, relationships, Sadness, Server, Tears

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Votes:	4163	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never have to hear those dreaded words again! Our server is so addictive and fun, your significant other will be begging you to spend more time with them just so they can play too. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make your ex instantly regret ever breaking up with you. So come join us and let’s show them what they’re missing out on!

ExBlocker – No respawn for exes!

Breakup, Closure, Communication, decision, emotions, ex, ExBlocker, Exes, feelings, forgiveness, growth, healing, long term, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, respawn, second chance, Self Discovery, Trust

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	6495	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of your ex constantly blowing up your phone with messages like “I miss you” and “Let’s give it another shot”? Well, imagine if you could escape all that drama by joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted ex-lovers trying to sneak back into your life. And if they somehow manage to find you in the game, you can unleash a horde of virtual zombies on them to show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret potion that, when consumed, gives you the power to banish your ex to a faraway land where they can never bother you again. It’s like a restraining order, but way more fun!

So why waste your time dealing with ex drama when you could be building epic structures and battling virtual monsters on our Minecraft server? Join now and say goodbye to your ex for good!

Ex’sHouseRaid Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Breakup, breakup aftermath, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, ex, ex’s house, ExsHouseRaid, final argument, getting stuff back, Keys, Minecraft, moving on, Permission, personal belongings, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7050	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to distract you from your breakup drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-boyfriend drama and collect your virtual belongings in peace.

Join us and let go of all the stress and anxiety caused by your ex’s antics. Build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted drama, and mine for diamonds to symbolize your newfound independence.

Don’t worry about being the AH in this situation – on our server, you’re free to do whatever you want without judgment. So come on over and start a new chapter in your Minecraft adventure!

Game Over Minecraft Server

break up, Breakup, Closure, closure tag, COMPLETE, done, end tag, End.., FINAL, finality, finished, finished tag, fucking, Game, Goodbye, Heartache, it’s over, long tail, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Love Letters Sent:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3229
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and join our server where the fun never stops!

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.

CraftyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup counseling, breakup help, breakup questions, breakup reasons, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup therapy, Closure, Communication, CraftyHeartbreak, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Minecraft, moving on, relationship advice, relationships, self reflection, Server, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

So, get this – my ex said I spent too much time playing on this Minecraft server. Can you believe that? Like, hellooo, have you seen the epic builds and crazy adventures I’ve been having on there? It’s not just a server, it’s a whole freakin’ universe of awesomeness!

I mean, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets The Hunger Games meets a bunch of really confused sheep.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have regular dance parties in the town square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a weekly llama beauty pageant. And let me tell you, those llamas know how to work a runway.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just blocks and mobs, come join us. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole world of pixelated insanity to explore?

Chad’s Ex Minecraft Server

break up advice, Breakup, Chad, Chads, Closure, Emotional healing, ended relationship, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship advice, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, Single life, starting over

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of dealing with Chad’s drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the Chad-related stress behind. Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your troubles and build a new life without any Chads in sight. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are Chad-repellent, so you’ll be safe from any unwanted drama while you’re mining for those precious gems. So come join us and say goodbye to Chad and hello to a new, Chad-free life in our Minecraft world!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

145GHz, 5G speed, average speed, Broadband, communication technology, data speeds, DATA Transmission, frequency range, Gb/s, Gigabits per second, GigaSpeeds, high frequency, internet speed, long distance communication, record frequency range, researchers, technology advancements, total bandwidth, transmission world record, uk, wireless speeds, wireless technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

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Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Farms Harvested:	291
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

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🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	6769
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Potions Brewed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!