breakup tradition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PillowPvP: GF Edition

anger, anime convention, black butler, body pillows, breakup humor, breakup tradition, Chronic pain, Communication, compromise, Disrespect, Edition, figurine, geek, non-geek partner, Nostalgia, physical health, pillowcases, PillowPvP, Poster, relationships, rotating bedsheets, Sebastian

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	113
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things geeky and weird! Looking for a place to express your love for body pillows? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players who understand the therapeutic powers of a good ol’ body pillow.

Join us and share your hilarious breakup stories involving body pillows. Need a new pillow to help you get over that creeper who blew up your heart? We got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find comfort and laughter in the form of body pillow art.

And don’t worry about anyone destroying your precious pillowcases, because on our server, we value and respect everyone’s unique quirks and obsessions. So come on in, grab your favorite body pillow, and let’s build some epic memories together! Who needs a partner when you have a body pillow by your side, am I right?

Crafty Air Quality Check

Air, air circulation, air purifier, air quality, Allergies, Breathing, CHECK, clean air, contaminants, Crafty, dust, fresh air, health, HVAC, IAQ, indoor air, indoor environment, Mold, Pollutants, Pollution, Quality, respiratory health, room, ventilation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	52	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of breathing in stale air while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, the air quality is top-notch! We have special air purifiers installed in every player’s room to ensure you are getting the freshest air possible while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of dancing pigs that will entertain you with their funky moves as you explore the vast world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that will grant you three wishes (Minecraft wishes, of course).

Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, air-purifying, pig-dancing, unicorn-wishing Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

#sayinghello, Communication, Conversation, cute, Digital, Friendly, Fun, Greeting, hello, Henlo, humor, internet, LolCraft, meme, ONLINE, Popular, quirky, socializing, Texting, trendy, viral

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

Absurd, Allowed, bathroom, Boys, comedy, controversial, Crafty, crude, dont, Edgy, fills, funny, gals, Girls, gross, humor, inappropriate, Mouth, Naughty, offensive, Poop, Shit, taboo, toilet humor

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2621	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

amerindian, bazaar, black hair, blocky, Bolivian, BOOTY, brown skin, children, city, condomless, Dec, dec 2022, free sex, infertile, intimate encounter, jan 2023, meets, Minecraft, personal experience, Prostitute, sex, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual life, Sexy, surgery, Time

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaeldzCraft, Baelz, BaelzBrush, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, dances, DREAM CATCHER, forgotten at the daycare, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lies of p, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Previous Stream, Promise swag, Rats, rrat, rule, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Talent_ハコス・ベールズ, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	9892	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

Aaron Bushnell, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Bushnells, Community, Crafty, Forgotten, forgotten hero, Impact, Justice, madness, Memory, Minecraft, movement, poopy protestor, protest, protestor, social justice, solidarity, Support, Tribute, tribute to Aaron Bushnell, zero threads

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

A, alive, Anime, books, collection, collectors, Community, CraftyBookshelf, CREEPERS, Display, Fandom, Hiding, hobby, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, Passion, physical collectors, Proud, Reveal, Shelf, shelved, show yourselves, Showcase, Thread

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!