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ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP
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ShortLuv – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!Join us and you’ll have the chance to experience the most epic breakups in Minecraft history. From players stealing each other’s virtual pets to declaring war over a misplaced block, our server is a hotbed of relationship drama.
So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two players fighting over your virtual affections. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated characters and way more TNT.