breakup story Minecraft Servers

breakup story Minecraft Servers

  • ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

    ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9923
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

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  • ShortLuv – Minecraft Server

    ShortLuv – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1081
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Ores Mined: 5054 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to experience the most epic breakups in Minecraft history. From players stealing each other’s virtual pets to declaring war over a misplaced block, our server is a hotbed of relationship drama.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two players fighting over your virtual affections. It’s like The Bachelor, but with pixelated characters and way more TNT.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExCheaterReunionMC

    ExCheaterReunionMC
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5355
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being betrayed by those closest to you? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to protect yourself from backstabbers, or unleash your wrath on unsuspecting players who dare to cross you. Let out all your pent-up anger and frustration in a safe and fun environment. Plus, we have a group chat feature where you can expose all the shady dealings of your enemies, just like our founder did to her cheating ex-fiance’s “friends”. Join us now and let the revenge games begin!

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  • MoveOnMinecraftSMP

    MoveOnMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 927
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

    So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.

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  • Grocery Hauler Gang

    Grocery Hauler Gang
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2884
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the pickup truck enthusiasts who prefer to use their flatbeds for grocery shopping rather than hauling anything useful! Join us and become a part of the “Grocery Hauler Gang” as we roam the virtual world in our decked-out trucks, filled to the brim with snacks and essentials.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret grocery store dungeon, where players can battle it out with evil shopping carts and oversized produce for epic loot and rewards. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and emerge victorious with a cart full of goodies?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a grocery-hauling hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the weight capacity of your virtual truck). See you on the flip side, fellow grocery warriors!

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  • MobGazaAbuseCraft

    MobGazaAbuseCraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 5181
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of wild llamas trained in martial arts. u gotta fight ur way through them to claim ur treasure! but that’s not all, we also have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the mighty minecraft gods for extra powers. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server, so u gotta watch ur back at all times. join now and become a legend in the craziest minecraft server ever!

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  • GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition

    GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8404
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where the gliadin peptides p31-43 and p57-68 will blow your mind with their neurotoxicity! watch out for the crazy in vitro epilepsy model that will have you shaking in your diamond boots. we promise you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the gluten protein madness. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

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  • BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server

    BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 753
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Towns Built: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Farms Harvested: 271
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing… drumroll… Blackbros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable antics.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while being serenaded by a choir of singing llamas.

    3. Want to ride a flying unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on Blackbros, anything is possible!

    4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any griefers or trolls who dare to try and ruin the fun for everyone else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Blackbros today and experience the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom

    AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6766
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ores Mined: 6145 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!

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  • WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

    WeddingPartyDropOutAITA
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 1592
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 193 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken in the blink of an eye!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wedding party drama. Witness the betrayal, the hurt feelings, and the ultimate showdown between friends turned enemies.

    Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real adventure lies in the drama-filled chat sessions and backstabbing antics of our players. Who needs zombies and skeletons when you have friends like these?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a Ender Dragon rampage, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty!

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  • FearlessFool Minecraft SMP

    FearlessFool Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 9752
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Crops Grown: 2344

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Join our Minecraft SMP and conquer your fear by blowing up creepers yourself! Our server is filled with explosive surprises around every corner, perfect for adrenaline junkies and thrill-seekers alike.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever been terrified of running out of diamonds? Fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like glittering confetti at a disco party. You’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

    And if you’ve ever had a fear of heights, our server will cure you of that in no time. We have a skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the highest heights and land safely in a pool of water below. It’s a real rush, let me tell you!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and face your fears head-on. Who knows, you might just come out the other side a braver, bolder player ready to take on anything the game throws at you.

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  • PixelPervsGoneWild

    PixelPervsGoneWild
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3445
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Animals Bred: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting into trouble after sending nudes to someone? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only trouble you’ll get into is trying to decide which block to build with next! Join us for a wild ride of pixelated fun where the only nudes you’ll see are the ones made out of blocks. So come on, leave your worries behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be exposing is your creativity!

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