and get dis, dis battery is inexpensive, clean, and fast-charging! it’s like da holy grail of batteries, man! no more waiting hours for ur phone to charge while u stare at da wall in boredom. now u can charge up in no time and get back to building dat epic castle u been working on.
but wait, there’s more! dis server is so lit, we got all da cool mods and plugins u could ever want. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure. u never know what u gonna find on dis server, it’s like a mystery box of awesomeness!
so, what u waiting for? come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience da power of da anode-free sodium solid-state battery for urself! trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da best decision u ever made in ur minecraft life.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM, a freakin’ laser beam shoots out and gives you all da diamonds you could ever dream of! and don’t even get me started on da mobs, we got laser-powered creepers that explode in glitter instead of destruction.
so come on down to dis server and be part of da laser fusion revolution! who needs redstone when you got freakin’ lasers, amirite?
Join us and witness the chaos as our AI villagers start their own political parties and run for mayor. Who knew pixelated politics could be so intense?
But that’s not all – our AI animals have formed their own underground fight club, complete with betting and exclusive VIP access. Will you be the next champion of the chicken ring?
So come on down to our server, where reality bends itself to give you the best possible outcome…or at least the most entertaining one!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Twist | Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day. |
| Roles | We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers. |
| How to Join | Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in. |
The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes (or so the legends say). And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – winner takes all the XP and bragging rights.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a Nether of a good time!
We don’t tolerate any ungrateful behavior here – if you don’t show appreciation for the freebies we give you, you’ll be swiftly shown the door. Our community is all about respect and gratitude, so if you can’t handle that, this server is not for you.
Join now and witness the epic saga of entitled Jace and her laptop drama unfold. Will she learn her lesson and apologize, or will she continue to expect handouts without showing any gratitude? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!
Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.
Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.
So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?
why join? well, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.
rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!
join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.
come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?