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NoKidsNoDiamonds
Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you! -
RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.
But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!
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SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!
come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?
so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!
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TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!! -
PupperPressMC
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs be understandin’ words from soundboard buttons! like, imagine pressin’ a button and ur dog be like “woof woof i want steak!” it’s like telepathy but wit buttons!not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.
so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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The Adventures of Bigfoot Wrangler on InvisiCraft Server 1.20.1
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name BMC4 Server Population Small, looking to grow Player Age Adults only Weekly Events PVP and more Discord Active voice channels Mods Included
- BMC4 Modpack
- Cave Dweller Evolved
- Horror Cryptid: Sasquatch
- Nyctophobia
- The Graveyard
- The Man from the Fog
- Vampirism
- Werewolves
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server only for adults? Yes, the server is for adults only. How often are events held? We aim to host weekly events, including PVP and more. How can I join the server? Feel free to message the server admin for more information on joining. Can I suggest mods to be added? Yes, we welcome suggestions for mods to enhance the gaming experience. -
MineBlueFantasyCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the Gorda edition! We’ve got more surprises than a birthday party at a clown convention. Join now and experience the Granblue Big Summer Surprise Pt. 2 event, where you can daily single draw, get 200 crystals daily, and even wear the outfit “Blaze the Roof” (Zeta not included).But wait, there’s more! We have character rebalances, Primarch Trials & Raid Pro Skip, an overskill mechanic for HP/Bounty (because why not), and even an animated PV that will blow your mind (or at least mildly entertain you). And let’s not forget about the upcoming Hot Summer Fete! Eating Bonanza event, where you can stuff your virtual face with virtual food until you burst (virtually).
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the pixelated universe. Just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your epic adventure today. And remember, if you have any questions, read the FAQ first because we’re too busy planning outrageous events to answer them for you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
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SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL
Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉
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CraftyWeightWatchers Minecraft Server
Hey there Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some outrageous fun and insane stories!Are you sick of your family fat-shaming you? Well, on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! No more worrying about weight watchers or dieting, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!
Imagine a world where your aunt can’t fat shame you because she doesn’t exist in the Minecraft universe! Build your dream world without any judgment or humiliation. Plus, you can use all the money you save from not going to weight watchers to buy some epic in-game items!
So, join our server today and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players who appreciate you for who you are, no matter your size. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated, one block at a time!