we have crazy events like “build a coffee shop in minecraft and get a raise in real life” and “survive the zombie apocalypse in the break room”
our staff is so dedicated they work from home in minecraft too, building virtual offices and virtual coffee machines.
join now before the boss finds out you’re not mining blocks and fires you from the game!
Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?
So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a bedrock foundation of pure comedy gold. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure trove of dad jokes, puns, and memes that will have you snickering for days on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled Chicken Jester, a mystical creature who tells jokes so funny, they’ll make your sides split (figuratively, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache and your funny bone is in danger of breaking. Trust us, your sense of humor will thank you!
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people |
|---|---|
| Custom Cosmetic Items | We have a large amount of custom cosmetics |
| Crates | 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates |
| Claims | Used to protect against griefing |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | Deaths have a minor punishment |
| Waystones | Teleport between activated waystones |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers did the Macarena. It was a wild ride, but they soon discovered that our server had unlimited diamonds just waiting to be mined. And not just any diamonds, but sparkling rainbow diamonds that granted wishes when you held them in your hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join their cause or stand against them? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. Who needs sleep when you can be mining for rainbow diamonds and fighting alongside talking chickens? It’s a wild ride, but we promise it’s worth it. See you in the game!