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GrapefruitCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, citrus fruit, dieting, fat grapefruit, food expenses, Fruit, fruit shopping, GrapefruitCraft, grocery shopping, health benefits, Healthy Eating, indulgence, juicy fruit, Life, Minecraft, pith, self-care, Server, spend money, treat yourself, vitamin C, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your hard-earned money on a fat grapefruit! But wait, there’s more – this grapefruit is filled with nothing but pith! Live out your wildest citrus dreams as you navigate through a world where the only currency is grapefruit pith.

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player built a giant grapefruit castle that was attacked by a horde of angry lemons. Or the time someone discovered a secret underground cave filled with rare pith treasures.

So why wait? Come join us on this insane Minecraft server and see where your grapefruit-filled journey takes you!

DadBod Redemption Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, DadBod, emotional baggage, family dynamics, family history, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, Minecraft, personal growth, RAGE, reconciliation, Redemption, Sadness, self reflection, self worth, Server, Sperm donor, strained relationships, terrible father

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and create your own epic adventures! Looking for a place to unleash your anger and build something amazing? Look no further!

Join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of pixelated blocks. Just like how this player went off on their dad, you can go off on creepers and zombies in our world. Build your own empire and show everyone who’s boss!

And hey, if you’re feeling like you need some family drama in your virtual life, we’ve got plenty of villagers with their own crazy stories to keep you entertained. Who needs a toxic dad when you have a whole virtual community to interact with?

So come on down to our server and let loose! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some long-lost relatives in the form of Minecraft mobs. It’s a wild world out there, and we’re here to make it even wilder!

SisterSaysNoMumNoMinecraft

Communication Issues, controlling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family home, family relationships, Family Support, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, judgmental behavior, older sister, personal boundaries, relationship boundaries, Respect, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSaysNoMumNoMinecraft, work opportunities, younger sister

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with controlling siblings!

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can finally be in control of your own destiny, without any judgment or interference from pesky older sisters. Our server is a safe space for you to express yourself freely and enjoy the company of like-minded players who just want to have fun.

Explore our vast virtual landscapes and embark on epic adventures with your new friends, all while leaving the drama of family relationships behind. Who needs a bossy older sister when you can have a loyal Minecraft buddy by your side?

So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Leave the real world drama at the door and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

MythBusters Minecraft Server

common misconceptions, common myths, cultural myths, debunked myths, false beliefs, folklore, historical myths, Legends, Minecraft, modern myths, myth busting, MythBusters, mythical stories, mythological beings, mythological creatures, old wives tales, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, Server, superstitions, tall tales, Urban Legends, widely believed myths

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ores Mined:	913	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Have you heard the myth that diamonds are the rarest resource in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret hidden realm where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and become the blingiest player in all the land!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns creepers into friendly pet cats! No more worrying about those explosive green menaces, now they’ll just purr and cuddle up to you like a fluffy little ball of TNT.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava-filled volcano biome? Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest at the bottom filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Just watch out for the fire-breathing dragons that guard it – they have a taste for noobs!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world this crazy to explore?

BlockySurvivalFun

BlockySurvivalFun, coping mechanisms, crisis intervention, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive thoughts, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! What stopped you from killing yourself that night? Was it the thought of missing out on our epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and enter a realm of pure madness and hilarity. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

RocketCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, Defense Contracts, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, innovation, international relations, Lockheed, Manufacturing, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Partnership, Poland, Polish industry, rocket launcher, RocketCraft, Server, space exploration, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Farms Harvested:	319	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of launching rockets with the polish industry! we have a special deal with lockheed that gives you a front row seat at the rocket launcher table. imagine the chaos of launching rockets while eating pierogies and wearing traditional polish attire. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some out-of-this-world fun!

CraftyCSTOExitPlan

Admit, armenia, chances, Collective Security Treaty Organization, CraftyCSTOExitPlan, CSTO, exit, long tail tags, Moscow, Officials, preventing, Privately, Russian, slim, The Moscow Times

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	117	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

so, liek, u kno how those russian dudes r all liek tryna keep armenia in their club? well, u betta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than that drama! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our admins are secretly aliens from outer space who will give u unlimited diamonds if u tell them a funny joke. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

CarCrazeCraft

CAR, CarCrazeCraft, combustion, combustion engine, danger, Distance, Driving, Environment, gasoline explosions, noise, Protection, Quiet, Safety, stormy weather, Transportation, tropical storm, Vehicle, vehicle safety, weather, weather conditions, Winds

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

yo, dis server be like dat one time u in da car and u be chillin’ while explosions be happenin’ right outside yo window. but like, it ain’t no thang cuz u be safe and sound in dis crazy Minecraft world. join dis server if u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of survivin’ crazy storms and explosions while buildin’ epic structures. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for yo brain, man. come join da madness!

TraumaCraft: Pain Relief Zone

Alternative Medicine, Chronic pain, elderly care, Emotional healing, geriatric health, holistic approach., mental health, mind-body connection, new therapy, older adults, Pain, pain management, pain reduction, pain relief, pain symptoms, past trauma, psychological intervention, Psychotherapy, Relief, research, stress-related emotions, trauma therapy, TraumaCraft, Zone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

yo, u ever feel like ur minecraft experience is just a pain in the butt? well, fear not my fellow blockheads, cuz we got the solution for u! our server is like therapy for ur minecraft woes, we confront all ur past trauma and stress-related emotions that make u wanna rage quit. join us and say goodbye to chronic pain and hello to epic builds and good vibes. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start healing ur minecraft soul!

Bifrost SMP: Not a Smoothie, but Definitely Semi-Vanilla – HermitCraft vibes and no kids allowed on 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Allowed, apply, armor stands, bifrost, Community, Datapacks, Discord, est, Events, hermitcraft, java, Kids, Minecraft, Nether Hub, play style, Playerbase, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Shopping Areas, smoothie, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, VIBES, voice chat, world

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Bifrost SMP Overview
Bifrost SMP is a community of Minecraft enthusiasts created by a group of friends in December of 2021. The server focuses on a vanilla play style and community-driven decisions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP is a Minecraft server community that emphasizes vanilla gameplay and community involvement.
When was Bifrost SMP created?	Bifrost SMP was created in December of 2021 by a group of friends.
What is the primary focus of Bifrost SMP?	The primary focus of Bifrost SMP is the JAVA Survival World (Midgard), which reset on May 3. The server also features community projects and events.
How can I apply to join Bifrost SMP?	To apply, join the BifrostSMP Discord and read the rules carefully. The staff will review your application within 12 hours.
What kind of activities are available on Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP offers various activities such as mining events, social game nights, impromptu movie nights, board game nights, Dungeons and Dragons, and more.