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Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6189	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	1352
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchantments Applied:	177

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

ammo depot, AmmoCraft, arms control, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, international conflict, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, missile storage, political tensions, regional instability, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1607
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Battle Standards Raised:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

attachment, brief period, cell division, cell growth, early stages, Edition, embryo, embryonic development, embryonic diapause, fertility, Fetal development, human development, human embryo, pause button, PauseCraft, potential discovery, Pregnancy, reduced development, reproductive biology, reproductive health, researchers, scientific research, uterine lining

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3178
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	2194
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!