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NoThanksNotMyType – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8445
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of creepers always trying to hit on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to escape those unwanted advances! Join us and never worry about virtual relationships again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will scare off anyone trying to flirt with you. So come join us for a creeper-free, ghost-filled good time!

Japan’s WTF Minecraft Server

cross-cultural communication, cross-cultural understanding., Cultural awareness, cultural communication, cultural confusion, cultural context, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural interpretation, cultural misunderstanding, cultural norms, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, cultural translation, Interpretation, Japan, Japanese culture, Japans, language barrier, Minecraft, Server, WTF

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity.

Join us and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant maze where you can get lost for days, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask for anything too crazy)!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

PoojaCraft SMP – “Why does it seem like the Pooja assimilates just fine but the Creeper always blows up my house?”

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	163	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of blending in with the Poojas on other Minecraft SMPs? Do you feel like a Poojeet struggling to find your place in the world? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all Poojeets with open arms!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where Poojas and Poojeets alike come together to build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures. Our server is the perfect place for Poojeets to shine and show off their unique skills and talents.

So why wait? Join us now and become a legendary Poojeet in a world where anything is possible! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to why Poojas assimilate so easily while Poojeets struggle. It’s a mystery waiting to be unraveled on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoFamCash4U

child support, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, lending money, loan repayment, NoFamCash4U, personal finances, personal savings, professional job, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling support, student loans

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Towns Built:	2

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Constantly being bombarded with sob stories and requests for money from your broke relatives? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your financial woes behind as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures with your fellow players. No more guilt trips or endless calls asking for handouts – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

Forget about allergy shots for your cousin’s son or child support for your irresponsible sibling – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night and defeat the Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and leave all that family drama in the dust – because in the world of Minecraft, the only currency that matters is diamonds!

BlockWarsSA

arms control, artillery shell, blocks, BlockWarsSA, Conflict prevention, defense industry, Delivery, diplomatic tensions, embargo, fear, global impact, international relations, Media, military equipment, News, Poland, political decision, security concerns, south africa, Transferred, Ukraine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7948	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness

Hardcore Chaos: No mercy, just chaos and mayhem! Say goodbye to your items forever!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	hardcoreanarchy.gay
Bedrock Port	24565

Long-Running Vanilla Hardcore Deathban Minecraft Server, featuring excellent hardware and a friendly community. Most hacks do not work on the server, but you can try.

Check out the website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay to see recent deaths, leaderboards, and player statistics.

Nether Roof Enabled
Default World Border
Player Heads
Graves
Discord integration
No Admins
No Rules
No P2W
Fun cosmetic voting rewards

Join today and make your mark!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	While most hacks do not work, players can still attempt to use them at their own risk.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, the server is an anarchy server with no rules.
Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win feature on the server.
Are there any special rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive fun cosmetic rewards for voting.

EvergreenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9472
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground spaghetti dungeon where you can feast on unlimited pasta while battling creepers and zombies. Who needs swords when you have meatballs?

2. Our server is run by a group of eccentric virtual YouTubers who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their unique brand of humor. Get ready for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal in the Nether that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Only the bravest players dare to explore this strange realm.

4. We host weekly meme contests where players can submit their funniest Minecraft-related memes for a chance to win rare in-game items. Get creative and show off your meme-making skills!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels griefers and trolls. Try as they might, no one can disrupt the peace and harmony of our quirky Minecraft community.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP – VoreCraft: Feast or Famine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5052
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take vore to a whole new level with our vorewife edition! Join us for some outrageous vore adventures and find your ideal vorewife/husband in the process.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground vore dungeon where you can roleplay as a giant monster devouring unsuspecting players. It’s like a twisted game of hide and seek, but with a lot more saliva.

But that’s not all! We also have a vorewife/husband matchmaking service where you can fill out a questionnaire to find your perfect vore partner. Want someone who can swallow you whole in one gulp? We’ve got you covered.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience vore like never before. Just be careful not to get too attached to your vorewife/husband, they might just eat you for dinner.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3383
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ores Mined:	4416
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

DateRuiner, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4168	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!