breaking into safest minecraft Minecraft Servers

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5457
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	599	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dimension Hops:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3741
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	2518	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!