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Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	513805	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Farms Harvested:	181

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	69	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	268	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	250
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!