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  • Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

    Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, my blocky brethren! If you’re looking for the most nonsensical, whacky, and downright ludicrous Minecraft SMP experience of your life, then put down your diamond pickaxe and pay attention! Here’s why you NEED to join this server and, tbh, if you don’t, then IDK what you’re even doing with your life!

    First off, this server has a unicorn that literally poops gold blocks every Tuesday at 3:17 PM! You better set a reminder, ‘cause those blocks are more rare than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe! And speaking of cookies, don’t even get me started on the Cookie Monster who roams the spawn area looking for players to battle. If you can feed him a stack of nautilus shells, he’ll grant you the power of shadow or something—or was it magic? Whatever, just do it!

    Also, you can’t miss the legendary “Creeper Karaoke Night” every full moon! Imagine a bunch of Creepers singing Rihanna while you try to survive. It’s like a bizarre fever dream but in Minecraft! Plus, one time, a dude on our server made a statue of Justin Bieber out of dirt blocks and it actually came to life and started singing “Baby” and we all lost our minds!

    AND if you’re lucky, you might get to meet the Great Blockhead—a sentient, talking block that dispenses life advice such as “Don’t eat yellow snow” and “Always bring a bed to the Nether.” Like, seriously, who knew a block could be so wise?

    Wanna fight some hostile mobs? Nah, we’ve leveled up! We’ve got a mod where instead of zombies, you’ll be fighting off an army of sentient pizza slices yelling “Eat me!” Trust me, it’s much more challenging than it sounds, and you definitely don’t wanna slice through your own pizza problems, am I right?

    Oh, and every Monday, we hold a “Build a Randomly Generated Structure” contest. It’s pretty much just chaos where everyone builds the most absurd stuff possible! Last week, someone constructed a llama university where llamas were the professors! Don’t ask me how that even works, but we got diplomas made of crafting tables to prove it.

    And here’s the kicker: we have a secret portal that leads to the Land of Endless Llamas—that’s right, you heard me! It’s like Disneyland, but instead of rides, you just get smothered in fluff and weird llama wisdom. The only rule? You MUST wear a top hat or you’ll get spat on.

    So come on down, grab your diamond sword (or a wooden one; I don’t judge!), and join us in this beautifully chaotic world! Quit your boring life, where you watch paint dry or whatever, and embrace the madness of Minecraft like it’s your new religion. Seriously, if you’re not here, you might as well be living under a stone block, fam. Let’s goooo!

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  • Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

    Blockin’ Trips & Friendships

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    The Hollow Heist: The Server of Broken Promises and Haunted Friendships

    Introduction: Welcome to the Abyss

    Step right up! Welcome to the Hollow Heist, where friendships flake faster than a Minecraft villager under a rainstorm and excuses are more plentiful than diamonds hidden in the depths of a perilous cave. Here, you’ll discover a realm where co-dependency runs rampant, the term "friend" carries more baggage than a chest in an End City, and every block you mine is a reminder of the soul-crushing reality of toxic relationships! Are you ready to unearth the secrets beneath the surface?


    Features: A Landscape of Chaos and Emotion

      • Time Warp Calamity: Hours can fly by like Endermen in the night! Your friends might bail at a moment’s notice, only to reappear looking for sympathy after their dominant partner grants them a sliver of freedom.

      • A Token of Tears: Each player receives “The Heart of Cam,” a mystical, useless item that summons emotional breakdowns and endless excuses. The catch? It only activates every time someone else tries to make plans!

      • Ghost Town Zones: Enter the areas where friendships go to die! Discover abandoned realms littered with sad texts and forfeited hangouts, mirroring the abandoned hopes of players who thought they had tight-knit bonds!

      • The Great Understanding Experiment: Daily challenges where players must find the most convoluted reasons to excuse flakiness. The more absurd the reason, the higher your rank in this chaotic society. Care to explain a missing car with a ghostly twist? Go for it!

    Player Testimonials: Voices from the Shadows

      • "It’s like playing Minecraft but the only thing I mine is despair! Cam never shows up, but when he does, I’m locked in a never-ending cycle of ‘Ashley said this’!”Anonymous Specter

      • "Joining Hollow Heist felt like being sucked into a black hole of drama! Just don’t expect any rewards for loyalty."Crying Enderman

    Conspiracy Theories: Unraveling the Mystique

    Why does Cam keep falling into the ash heap of toxicity?

      • Legend says he’s a victim of The Curse of Ashley: a player who dominates with an iron fist, trading manipulation for affection. Can you break the cycle, or are you doomed to repeat history?

    Secret passages to freedom?

      • Only the bravest souls who tackle the Server of Non-Understanding can hope to find legendary lore that breaks the chains of toxic entrapment. Beware! Many have tried, and few have escaped the grasp of emotional sabotage!

    FAQs: Laugh, Cry, and Scratch Your Head

      • Q: Can I escape the grasp of Ashley? A: Maybe. But you might just find a new area of your life inexplicably tied up in her web. Enjoy your stay!

      • Q: Are there any safety measures to prevent flaking? A: Safety? This isn’t a therapy session; it’s a survival game! Flaking is the norm, darling!

    The Hidden Horrors Awaiting You

    This server was banned in 12 countries for its dangerously accurate portrayal of emotional turmoil. Join at your own risk! Will you forge your friendships among the chaos, or will you become yet another flake destined to drift aimlessly in the ether? The Hollow Heist beckons you into the liminal space of uncertainty—where loyalty turns to dust, and steadfast friendships crumble beneath the weight of unrealistic expectations!

    Join us, if you dare! You might just escape with a slice of sanity or be devoured by the darkness of camaraderie gone awry. Bring your pickaxe, and let’s dig into the disaster together!

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  • Addicted to Crafting SMP

    Addicted to Crafting SMP

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    🌟💥💎OMG, SO YOU WANNA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP?! LET ME TELL YOU, LISTEN UP, THIS IS NOT YOUR AVG BLOCKY EXPERIENCE, BRO!!! 💎💥🌟

    First off, it’s NOT called Minecraft, it’s called MINEcrazy!! Why? Because last week, I found a rare diamond that TOTALLY gave me superpowers to fly like a chicken. I’m not even kidding, I was soaring through the skies when I accidentally crashed into a cloud made of cotton candy! Sugar high, bro! 🍭🕊️

    But WAIT! We have these secret portals, yeah, you heard me right! They lead to the afterlife where every creeper you kill gives you cookies! Like, FREEDOM COOKIES! I once went through one and the Grim Reaper challenged me to a dance-off because he thought he could bust a move better than me. Spoiler alert: I won, and now he’s my best friend. But the dude is STILL a bit salty about it, so don’t bring it up. 😂💀

    And lemme tell ya about the quest for the Magical Bacon. Yes, that’s right. This enchanted piece of meat can give you the power to turn any pig into a flying unicorn that sings Taylor Swift. I’ve actually seen it happen, bro! My buddy Chris was all, “Dude, check this out!” and then BOOM, BANG! Swine 2.0! Talk about breakfast goals! 🦄🥓

    Also, you best believe we have mobs that have opinions! Like, legit. The enderman came up to me the other day and had a full-on debate about the best pizza toppings, like… COME ON, it’s pineapple, duh! 🍍🍕

    You think you can hang? This is not just an SMP, it’s a LIFESTYLE! We have taco Tuesdays in the Nether with lava salsas! I mean, WHO DOES THAT?! Spoiler: EVERYONE! But watch out, that lava is sneaky, it can put your taco in a better place… like… a volcano! 🌋🌮

    And OMG, don’t forget about the witch who gives you life advice! She told me to be myself, and then cursed me with a carrot nose. Now I’m a walking, talking snack, and it’s not even Halloween! Carrots are good for your eyes, right? 😜🥕

    So listen, if you’re tired of life being boring and want to join us in this absolute clown fiesta, GET OVER HERE and jump into our Minecraft madness! We’re waiting for you to make your dreams of flying pigs and taco parties come true!! This is where you wanna BE, so don’t just sit there, JOIN US or you’ll regret not being a part of this LEGENDARY quest for absolute insanity!!! 🎉💥 🕹️

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  • AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

    AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

    Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

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  • Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

    Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

    But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

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  • HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

    HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

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  • BlockBusters

    BlockBusters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out in spontaneous dance parties. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that will actually change your old habits! Are you always building the same boring houses? Not anymore! With just one sip of our magic potion, you’ll be building castles in the sky and underwater mansions in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your old habits – and hello to a world of endless laughter and insanity!

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  • WeedlessWonder – Minecraft SMP

    WeedlessWonder – Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of getting griefed by creepers while trying to grow your own virtual weed farm in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you to kick that habit and join a community of like-minded players who are all about that clean, blocky lifestyle.

    We have a strict no-weed policy on our server because we believe in promoting a healthy and wholesome gaming environment. Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the adrenaline rush of surviving a zombie apocalypse or building a giant statue of a llama out of diamond blocks?

    Join us and say goodbye to weed-induced paranoia and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t miss it once you see the amazing things you can accomplish with a clear mind and a pickaxe in hand.

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  • NoMoreP0rnMC Server

    NoMoreP0rnMC Server

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    Are you tired of spending all your time in the dark depths of the internet, searching for the perfect video to satisfy your cravings? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to porn forever!

    Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about watching porn. You’ll be too busy building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring our vast world filled with hidden treasures.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that players who join our server have reported a significant increase in their social life. That’s right, say goodbye to your lonely nights spent with your laptop and hello to new friends and endless adventures in the world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to a porn-free life filled with laughter, excitement, and endless possibilities!

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  • HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

    HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

    and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

    oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

    so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftGasm

    CraftGasm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join CraftGasm, the most competitive Skyblock server around! Build your unique island, invite your friends, upgrade your gear and much much more!

    Get started today!

    IP: play.craftgasm.net MC Version: 1.8, 1.9, 1.10, 1.11

    play.craftgasm.net

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  • GodRealm

    GodRealm

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    Welcome to the best prison server you will ever see with gems for upgrading, custom enchants for pvp and mining. We also have crates a website and a forum where you can apply for staff and Donate!

    167.114.8.33

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  • ReinforcedMC

    ReinforcedMC

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    ReinforcedMC is a growing community of Factions Players. Our server entertains you with Boss Mobs, Stacked Spawners, Stacked Mobs, Spawner Tiers, custom enchants and more.

    play.reinforcedmc.com

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  • End Craft

    End Craft

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    Endcraft Is a Friendly Kind little community and is A Factions/PvP Server, Personally i love this server but i wonder if you would too|When you join do /register Pass pass| then do /warp portal| Endcraft Is a Friendly Kind little community and is A Factions/PvP Server, Personally i love this server but i wonder if you would too|When you join do /register Pass pass| then do /warp portal| Endcraft Is a Friendly Kind little community and is A Factions/PvP Server, Personally i love this server but i wonder if you would too|When you join do /register Pass pass| then do /warp Endcraft Is a Friendly Kind little community and is A Factions/PvP Server, Personally i love this server but i wonder if you would too|When you join do /register Pass pass| then do /warp portal

    Endcraft.net

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  • Tech Fortress

    Tech Fortress

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    Tech Fortress – a near-vanilla experience

    Tech Fortress aims to provide the closest you can get to a vanilla Minecraft experience, while providing self-service protection against griefers (which is the main issue with vanilla servers, without resorting to things like a whitelist or large/always-online staff). Join the near-vanilla experience while enjoying simple, grief-proof property protection.

    IP: tf.robomwm.com

    Server updates are posted on the blog: http://techfortress.robomwm.com

    tf.robomwm.com

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  • DiamondFire – create your own minigames

    DiamondFire – create your own minigames

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    DiamondFire – CREATE YOUR OWN MINIGAMES!!! That’s Amazing Right? Great Staff Great Players! Support Are Always On! Have Fun!

    mcdiamondfire.com

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  • TheBioTech

    TheBioTech

    New Minecraft Servers

    Currently under maintenance due to a couple what so call bugs and we are also looking for currently only three new admins when are website “which is also not up yet” is up and running you shall be able to register for the part of being an admin for our server :D.

    104.219.5.55

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  • sanyalcraft

    sanyalcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    A free friendly minecraft server; no donation requests, no registration – simple clean fun. plugins are askyblock, Backpacks-0.1.3, BarAPI, BedHome, BowSpleef, Chairs, ChestShop, Clearlag, ClockworkPlanter, ColoredSigns, CraftArrows, CreeperHeal-6.8.1, Easybaguette, EnchantedCustoms, EnjinMinecraftPlugin, Essentials-2.x-SNAPSHOT, EssentialsAntiBuild-2.x-SNAPSHOT, EssentialsChat-2.x-SNAPSHOT, EssentialsGeoIP-2.x-SNAPSHOT, EssentialsProtect-2.x-SNAPSHOT, Factions, fuelbomb, Hub, LegendaryArmor, LegendaryWeapons, MassiveCore, multiworld, MyEssentials_R1.6.1, NightVisionReloaded, NoCheatPlus, PandasLaunchPad, ParachutePlus, PermissionsEx-1.23.3, PingAPI, Prison, SilkSpawners, SimplyFireworks_v1.1, SkullTurret, SuperHub-5-1.8.4, TuxTwoLib, UltimatePluginUpdater, Vault, worldedit-bukkit-6.1, worldguard-6.1

    sanyal.duckdns.org

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  • NetherVerse

    NetherVerse

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Today We have Custom Enchants: /ce Also Pv’s: /pv 1, ect. PvP!, Factions!, and so much more join today! Invite friends to play! Raiding Factions. Make your own custom armor!

    198.24.165.238

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  • TheTurkeyBurgerServer

    TheTurkeyBurgerServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Me And a few of my Friends Decied to make a server. It has minigames (SurvivalGames and InsanityRun) More will be added. Factions, Plotme and go old Survival. ENJOY 🙂

    88.150.171.32

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