breaking and entering Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeanstalkBandits

Adventure, Antagonist, BeanstalkBandits, breaking and entering, cautionary lessons, cautionary tale, children’s story, classic tale, consequences of actions, consequences of greed, English folklore, fairy tale, FANTASY, folktale, Greed, Jack and the Beanstalk, lessons learned, Moral lessons, morality tale, Protagonist, traditional story

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crops Grown:	9940
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right. these pigs are like stand-up comedians, cracking jokes and making you laugh till your sides hurt. and get this, the cows are actually secret agents trying to save the world from evil chickens. it’s like a spy thriller but with farm animals. oh, and the creepers? they just want to be your friends and give you hugs. who wouldn’t want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server? come on, join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

#smokecraft, Asks, Decision making, drug use, Friends, invitation to smoke, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, resisting peer pressure, risky behavior, saying no, saying yes, Server, smoke, smoking, social situations, substance abuse, teenage behavior, temptation, want to smoke, what would you do, wwyd

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Emeralds Found:	1260	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	134

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Towns Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	211
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!