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ArmeniaCraft: Air Defense Giveaway!

Air, air defense systems, armenia, ArmeniaCraft, Conflict, Deception, Defense, defense technology, Disinformation, eastern europe, false claims, false news, foreign affairs, Giveaway, international relations, Manipulation, Military, Misinformation, political tactics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are all secret agents from different countries. But get this, Russia is spreading this wild rumor that Armenia straight up handed over all their air defense systems to Ukraine. Like, what even is that?!

Join our server and become a master spy, navigating through the chaos of international politics and espionage. Will you uncover the truth behind Armenia’s missing air defense systems? Will you be able to stop Russia’s misinformation campaign? Or will you just build a sick base and chill with your spy buddies? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the real reason behind Armenia’s missing air defense systems. Spoiler alert: it’s probably not what Russia is saying. 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party

anxiety, benzodiazepine, benzodiazepine prescriptions, Covid-19, Healthcare, maternal health, Medical Treatment, medication, mental health, Mental Wellness, moms, Motherhood, new mothers, pandemic, pandemic effects, Party, pharmaceuticals, postnatal care, postpartum women, prescription drugs, prescription medication, stress, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed several prominent hip-hop artists, including Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. MMG has released a number of successful albums and singles, solidifying its reputation as a major player in the rap industry. The label is known for its luxurious aesthetic and high-quality production, making it a prominent force in the world of hip-hop music.

What are Minecraft servers like InfiniteMC ?

bedrock, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive economy, Cross-Play, Dedicated Staff, Economy, Free crates, friendly players, in game money, java, MCMMO, Player Auctions, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Ranking up, Slimefun, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Voting, welcoming atmosphere

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Some Minecraft servers that are similar to InfiniteMC include:

Hypixel: Known for its variety of minigames and unique gameplay modes, Hypixel offers a diverse and exciting Minecraft experience for players of all skill levels. With features like Skyblock, Bed Wars, and more, Hypixel has something for everyone.
Mineplex: Another popular server with a wide range of minigames and unique gameplay modes, Mineplex is a great choice for players looking for a fun and immersive Minecraft experience. From competitive PvP games to casual party games, Mineplex has it all.
CubeCraft: CubeCraft is a server known for its custom minigames and unique gameplay modes. With features like EggWars, SkyWars, and more, CubeCraft offers a fun and entertaining experience for players looking to try something new.
The Hive: The Hive is a server with a focus on community and player interaction. With features like survival games, hide and seek, and more, The Hive offers a fun and social Minecraft experience for players of all ages.
Grian Network: Grian Network is a server created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, known for its unique gameplay modes and custom features. With a focus on creativity and player freedom, Grian Network offers a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience for players looking to unleash their creativity.

play.infinitemc.net

The 13th Collective: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

13th, Active, Adults, Adventure, blocks, Collective, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Productive, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	2858
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Minecraft Server Overview
We are an extremely laid back and chill 18+ server that is looking for new members. The world is about a week and a half old, with a growing spawn town/city. If you’re looking for a chill place to relax and make some new friends, just reply with your discord username and I’ll add you!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Just reply with your discord username and the server admin will add you.
Is this server 18+ only?	Yes, we are an 18+ server.
How old is the world?	The world is about a week and a half old.
Is there a spawn town/city?	Yes, there is a growing spawn town/city.

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

gaming industry, Minecraft, second video game crash, Server, showdown, Survival, Video Game (Industry), video game analysis, video game companies, video game competition, Video Game Consoles, video game crash, video game development, video game evolution, video game failure, video game future, video game innovation, video game market, video game predictions, video game speculation, video game success, video game survival, video game technology, video game trends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you prepared for the ultimate Minecraft showdown? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the impending second video game crash on our server. Rumor has it that the only way to escape the crash is by mastering the art of building pixelated castles and battling mobs with diamond swords. Join us if you dare, and prove that you have what it takes to be one of the chosen two survivors in this epic virtual battle for survival. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns – need we say more?

Every Pullback Is An Opportunity Minecraft SMP

buying opportunity, financial markets, fundamental analysis, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market correction, market cycles, market opportunities, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, opportunity, profit potential., pullback, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken was actually a powerful wizard in disguise! Suddenly, all the cows on the server started flying and shooting laser beams out of their eyes. It was utter madness, but also incredibly entertaining.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now their entire base is made out of solid diamond blocks. Talk about bling bling!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where every pullback is an opportunity for something absolutely bonkers to happen, then look no further. Join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. See you in the game!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, Babysitting, Boundaries, California, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Dying Inside, entitled, exhausted, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyCraft, Help, Maid, Minecraft, mom, new mexico, overwhelmed, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tantrum

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9397	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyAggroAITA

accessibility, ArmRest, audio processing, captioning, captioning device, CraftyAggroAITA, deaf, drunk woman, field of view, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, intermission, nasty looks, passive aggressive, solo theatre, Subtitles, Theatre, theatre etiquette, theatre experience, usher, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring theatre experiences where people judge you for using your captioning device? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone filled with epic adventures and no judgmental drunk ladies in sight! Explore our virtual world where you can hold all the armrests you want and throw all the nasty looks you desire without any repercussions. Don’t let anyone ruin your fun, join us now for a theater experience like no other! Who needs subtitles when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

Fear2050 Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, Doomsday, Dystopia, existential threat, fear of change, fear of technology, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, Fear2050, Future, irrational fear, Minecraft, PARANOIA, predictions, science fiction, smp, societal collapse, speculation, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crops Grown:	1191
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to protect yourself from the impending invasion of killer chickens in the year 2050! These feathered fiends have been plotting their revenge for years and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you rise to the challenge and save the world from a clucking catastrophe? Join now and prepare for the poultry apocalypse!