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BreakfastCraft SMP: What’s Your Go-To Meal?

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Good morning, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old breakfast routines? Join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up a delicious feast of virtual pancakes, bacon made of pixels, and lava-cooked eggs! Trust us, it’s a culinary experience like no other. Plus, rumor has it that our resident pig, Sir Oinksalot, is a master chef in disguise. Who knows what delicious creations he’ll whip up next! So come join us for breakfast and stay for the chaos and shenanigans that only our server can provide. It’s a breakfast bonanza you won’t want to miss!

BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF

baking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Generosity, NoSharingBF, OBLIGATION, personal time, Planning, relationship, scones, self-care, Selfishness, sharing, Time management, travel, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values scones as much as you do? Look no further! Our server is filled with scone enthusiasts who understand the importance of a good breakfast treat.

Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!

Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!

BreakfastCraft Minecraft Server

breakfast choices, breakfast struggles, BreakfastCraft, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, cooking for others, eating disorder recovery, eating issues, emotional triggers, food preferences, food sensitivity, marital conflict, meal preparation, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, passive aggressive behavior, picky eater, pressure to eat, relationship problems, Server, stress eating, understanding dietary needs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	682
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being forced to eat fajita omelettes and ribeye steak for breakfast on a Minecraft server? Look no further, join our server where we only serve tea and fruit cups to cater to your delicate morning palette! Say goodbye to passive-aggressive cooks and hello to a stress-free dining experience. Plus, no more traumatic flashbacks to childhood mealtimes – just pure, peaceful gaming fun! Join now and let’s eat (or not eat) together in harmony!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

acceptable, arbitrary, bacon, Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, CEREAL, Cultural, Dinner, Expectations, Food, Ham, judgment, Meal, morning, norms, PANCAKES, psychopath, Questionable, Routine, sandwich, society, Totally

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1373
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

BreakfastCraft: Where Creepers Rate Your Morning Meal!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the main focus is on rating breakfasts! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here we rate breakfasts like it’s a national sport.

Join us and you’ll get to participate in INTENSE breakfast rating competitions. From perfectly cooked bacon to fluffy pancakes, we judge it all. And the best part? The winner gets a virtual trophy made out of DIGITAL bacon!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Breakfast Bandits, a group of players who sneak into each other’s virtual kitchens to steal breakfast items. It’s like a virtual food fight, but with more syrup.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a breakfast rating champion. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft breakfast!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Potions Brewed:	61	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7204

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8504
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Animals Bred:	82
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	293
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	46
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	1652	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	1098
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!