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Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Ami’s Miko Minecraft Server

Ami Yamato, AMIS, CodeMiko, digital avatars, hidden Vtubers, internet personalities, Miko, Minecraft, niche Vtubers, obscure Vtubers, online entertainers, Server, undiscovered Vtubers, unknown Vtubers, virtual celebrities, virtual characters, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual influencers, virtual reality stars, virtual streamers, virtual youtuber, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Join us and discover a whole new world filled with vtubers that no one has ever heard of before. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our vtubers are so mysterious, they make Herobrine look like a friendly neighbor. You’ll never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

2. Rumor has it that one of our vtubers can summon creepers with just a wink. Better watch out or you might find your precious builds exploding in no time!

3. Want to join a server where the players are as unpredictable as a pack of wild wolves? Look no further, because our vtubers will keep you on your toes with their wacky shenanigans.

4. Who needs famous vtubers when you can join a server with vtubers so obscure, they make Bigfoot look like a household name? You’ll be the envy of all your friends when you tell them about the crazy adventures you had with these unknown legends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world of vtubers that nobody knows exist. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Why Are Germans Like This Minecraft SMP

cultural behavior, German characteristics, German cultural traits., German culture, German customs, German generalizations, German habits, German mindset, German national character, German people, German personality, German quirks, German society, German stereotypes, german traditions, German traits, Germans, Minecraft, national identity, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1273
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Dad’sNewWifeNotMyParentLOL

blended family, DadsNewWifeNotMyParentLOL, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family roles, family structure, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parent-child bonding, Parent-child relationship, Parental authority, parental roles, stepmother

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid awkward conversations with your dad’s new wife, Claire.

Join us for a chance to create your own virtual family where you can actually choose who your parents are. No need to deal with step-parent drama or awkward family conversations here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Who needs Claire as a parent when you can have a creeper as a pet instead? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

adoption, anti-surrogacy law, controversial, discrimination, Family Law, fertility, Fun, gay couples, HUMAN RIGHTS, italy, Italy news, ItalyCraft, legal restrictions, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, parenthood, parents, reproductive rights, same-sex couples, Server, Social Issues, surrogacy, surrogacy ban

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military strategy, national security, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, Politics, president, SECURITY, strategic planning, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol ok so like this server is the bomb diggity, like zelensky revealing his victory plan but in minecraft form. we got crazy battles and epic quests, like joining nato but in a blocky world. u gotta join this server if u wanna be a true warrior and conqueror, just like zelensky. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this madness? come join us and let’s make history, one block at a time!

Santa’s Dark Delivery Service

BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.

on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.

but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.

so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Snormines

Creative, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Questing, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	304194	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.snormines.net

Snormines is a network -in built server.

LIFESTEAL SEASON 1 – Just Released!

– Clans – Grindy Economy – No P2W – Building community – 10k x 10k Maps

play.snormines.net

gravityfalls MC

1.21, alliances, Anarchy, battle, betray, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, gravityfalls, Hardcore, ip address, Lag-free, Legacy, Minecraft, Performance, PvP, ruthless, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Survival Anarchy 1.21 A Minecraft Vanilla 1.21 Server

Welcome to gravityfalls! The Ultimate Minecraft 1.21 Anarchy Experience

Dive into true Minecraft anarchy with no rules . Play on the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with top-tier performance for lag-free gameplay. Join a thriving community of anarchists where you can form alliances, build empires, or betray your friends. Expect occasional events that add unique twists to the classic experience.

Server Details:

IP Address: gravityfalls.ch Version: Minecraft 1.21 Discord: https://discord.gg/5pyfeG5Hq8

Prepare for battle and carve out your legacy in the most ruthless Minecraft server ever!

gravityfalls.ch

Chase Me Minecraft Server

attraction, Characters, chase, chemistry, compatibility, Crush, date, DATING, dream date, FANTASY, Favorite, long term relationship, love interest, Minecraft, most, On Your Tail, Personality, Preferences, relationships, Revealed, romance, Server, Traits

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	156191	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!