breakfast etiquette Minecraft Servers

Breakfast Etiquette

  • BiscuitBanditMC

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    BiscuitBanditMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying your breakfast buffet at our Minecraft server’s spawn point, when suddenly you reach for a virtual biscuit without using the virtual tongs. Out of nowhere, an NPC (non-player character) appears and starts screaming, “You have to use the virtual tongs!” The NPC’s eyes are practically bulging out of their head as they continue to scold you for your biscuit-grabbing faux pas.

    But wait, it gets even crazier. The NPC’s family shows up, including a virtual wife and granddaughter, and they all start shaking their heads in disappointment while muttering, “Use the tongs, use the tongs.” You try to apologize and promise to use the tongs next time, but the NPC just won’t let it go. They continue to glare at you with virtual daggers in their eyes, making you feel like you’ve committed a virtual crime.

    Join our Minecraft server for this kind of wild and wacky adventure! Who knew grabbing a biscuit could cause so much virtual drama? Use the tongs or face the wrath of the virtual breakfast police!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

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    CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PianoCraft Minecraft Server

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    PianoCraft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OceanCurrents2030s

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    OceanCurrents2030s

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

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    DecayCraft: Burning Bodies

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own zombie army cuz all bodies on dis server NEVER decompose. u can have ur own pet zombie named bob who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. plus, u can have epic battles with other players’ zombie armies and see who will be the ultimate zombie master. come join da fun and chaos on dis server, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FrontierSMP: Where Minecraft meets the wild west, PyroFishing, and PyroFarming – yeehaw!

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    FrontierSMP: Where Minecraft meets the wild west, PyroFishing, and PyroFarming – yeehaw!

    New Minecraft Servers

    FrontierSMP Server Overview

    FrontierSMP Server Overview

    Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net
    Bedrock Crossplay Enabled Yes
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
    Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
    Version 1.21

    Description:

    FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

    Main Features:

      • Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
      • Towny: Enhances the Towny experience for players.
      • Economy: Balanced economy to prevent inflation.
      • Custom Items: Unique weapons, tools, and armor for players to collect.
      • PyroFishing & Farming: Favorite plugins with Mining coming soon.
      • No Pay To Win: Fair gameplay without pay-to-win mechanics.

    We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I join the server from a Bedrock edition of Minecraft?

    A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from Bedrock edition to join.

    Q: Can I explore custom terrain and structures on the server?

    A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with unique loot per player for exploration.

    Q: Is there a balanced economy on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has put a lot of effort into balancing the economy to prevent extreme inflation.

    Q: Are there custom items available for players to collect?

    A: Yes, the server offers custom textured weapons, tools, and armor for players to collect and use.

    Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

    A: No, the server does not promote pay-to-win mechanics and aims to provide fair gameplay for all players.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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    Why has the Minecraft SMP world turned into an expensive, woke shithole full of creepers

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    Are you tired of living in a world where everything is expensive, everyone is woke, and there are liars around every corner? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to test the limits of human sanity. Will you be able to survive the mind-bending challenges and uncover the truth behind this twisted reality? Or will you be driven mad by the sheer absurdity of it all?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and escape the chaos of the real world. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure trove of memes, unicorns, and rainbow-colored sheep along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CreeperKaraokeClub

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    CreeperKaraokeClub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to your friend’s terrible singing but don’t want to hurt their feelings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own music studio and never have to listen to off-key notes again!

    Our server is filled with talented musicians who will inspire you to pursue your dreams, whether it’s building epic structures or creating beautiful melodies. Plus, our community is so supportive that even if your friend tries to serenade you with their awful singing, we’ll all pretend it’s the next big hit!

    So come join us and let your creativity flow, because on our server, the only bad notes are the ones you choose to play!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HappyDestroyer Minecraft SMP

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    HappyDestroyer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creepers! And on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper policy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about those green boogers blowing up your beautiful builds ever again. Join us and experience a world where you can frolic through fields of flowers without a care in the world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and good luck for eternity.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with treasure and danger. Only the bravest adventurers dare to ride it, but those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where happiness reigns supreme and the only thing you have to worry about is running out of popcorn while watching the drama unfold in the chat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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