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GratefulCraft: Longevity Boost!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Votes:	3004	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can live longer just by playin! we got research that shows if u feel gratitude u can live foreva in dis virtual world. forget bout real life problems like heart attacks, cuz on dis server u protected by da power of gratitude! come join us and live 4eva in minecraft land, where u can build, explore, and be grateful for every block u place. come on, what u waitin for? join now and live foreva!

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP! Semi-Spicy Vanilla, only for grown-ups and the occasional reset

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	240	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Playhouse SMP – Season 6 Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival Java Server
Age Limit	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European-based, 48% North America, 20% other regions
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, please join our Discord using the link provided above. From there, you can chat with our community and get access to the server IP.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly gaming experience for all players. These rules are shared on our Discord server for you to review before joining.

3. Can I bring my friends to play on the server?

We always welcome new players to join our community. If you have friends who are interested in playing, feel free to invite them to join us on Playhouse SMP.

4. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

We typically start a new world every season, which lasts for a specific period before we reset and start fresh. The current season is about to start its 6th world together.

5. What activities can I expect on the server?

Our server offers a variety of activities, including communal farms, economy-building with shops, private farms, and server-wide events. Players are encouraged to play however they like and help each other out.

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	875	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8056	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	130	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2418	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	180	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Enchantments Applied:	193
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Votes:	7353
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!