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BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Items Found:	6557
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9897	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Star Shards Collected:	146
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	5664
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution