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Crafty LOLs: Post that webm where the girl says ‘someone’!

break her in half, Crafty, funny, girl, humor, internet, lols, long trail tag, meme, post, Quote, Request, request fulfilled, Share, social media, Tag, Tall, Ugly, Video, viral, webm

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	548754
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Villages Defended:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	5406	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	24

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

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CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

2024 ElectionCraft Server

2024 election, campaign strategy, citizenship validation, election forecast, election manipulation, election outcome, ElectionCraft, Electoral Process, government policies, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, political analysis, political prediction, prediction, Presidential election, Server, trump, Trump administration, voter demographics, voter validation, voting rights

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and witness the craziest antics as we predict the citizenship of illegal immigrants to ensure Trump wins in the next election. That’s right, we’ve got psychics on staff who can see into the future and make sure things go Trump’s way. It’s like playing Minecraft with a crystal ball!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamond eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because things are about to get weird!

SisterWifeDrama Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Behavior, conservative lawyer, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family event, hurt feelings, hypocritical, identifying as non-binary, INSULTED, liberal family, love, Minecraft, previous comments, Respect, rude comments, Server, sister’s wife, SisterWifeDrama, Son, wedding anniversary

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	1201
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we celebrate our 20th wedding anniversary with a dinner party that’s sure to be more explosive than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Meet our lovely host, who decided to exclude her sister’s conservative lawyer wife from the guest list after she made some not-so-nice comments about non-binary identities. Talk about a plot twist!

Will the sister and her kids boycott the party unless the wife is invited? Will there be more drama than a soap opera in the Nether? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold in real-time!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Join now and let the drama begin!

TVSettingsGriefer123

Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, electronics, factory reset, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, parental control, parenting, picture quality, tech support, Technology, TV brightness, TV menus, TV settings, TV settings dispute, TV setup, TVSettingsGriefer123

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over TV settings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only settings you need to worry about are your render distance and FOV! No more arguments over brightness or contrast, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is so easy to set up, even a llama could do it! No more hours spent navigating through confusing menus and dealing with address verification crap. Just log in, pick a spot, and start building your dream pixelated palace.

And the best part? No one will judge you for wanting the brightness just right. In fact, we encourage you to make your Minecraft world as bright or dark as you please. No more sharing settings with your daughter or arguing with your wife – just peaceful building and mining.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be resetting is your spawn point. Say goodbye to TV troubles and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

LieCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, biggest lie, confession, cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, Guilt, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, Minecraft, moral dilemma, secret, Server, tall tale, Trust, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7697
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Have you ever told someone you were a pro Minecraft player when you actually couldn’t even craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be as big of a liar as you want and still have a blast! Join us and spin tales of epic battles with Ender Dragons and secret underground bases filled with diamonds (even though you actually spend most of your time getting lost in caves). So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – just remember, the bigger the lie, the better the adventure!