breaded potatoes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

InsomniaCraft SMP

anxiety, bedtime routine, Caffeine, discomfort, electronics, fear of the dark, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night snacks, medication, Nightmares, noise, overthinking, racing thoughts, relaxation techniques, restless, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, smp, stress, uncomfortable mattress, worries

Are you tired of counting sheep and ready to count diamonds instead? Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies and the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of building your next epic creation.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the pet creepers that will follow you around like loyal puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless adventures and laughter!

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BlockbusterBusters

Beloved, BlockbusterBusters, classic, Creative bankruptcy, fan favorite, film industry, Hollywood, iconic, Movie, Never, Nostalgia, opinion, original, remake, remake culture, Sacred, sacrilege, should never, Timeless, Unnecessary, untouchable

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

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RiverCraftTriathlonFun

Canceled, canceled again, cnn, Competition, concerns, contamination, environmental concerns, Event, France, health risks, outdoors, Paris, Pollution, River Seine, RiverCraftTriathlonFun, Safety, sports, swimming, Training, triathlon, water quality

come join our epic minecraft server where the river seine is crystal clear and perfect for triathlon training! forget about real life worries and dive into a world where the water quality is always on point. plus, our server is so lit that even cnn is reporting on it! who needs real life when you can swim, bike, and run in the most epic virtual world ever created? join now and start training for the minecraft triathlon of a lifetime!

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GermyCraft: Eat or be Eaten!

Bacteria, biological process, Cycle, decomposition, decomposition chain, decomposition cycle, decomposition process, Eat, eaten, ecosystem, Environmental Science, food chain, food web, germs, GermyCraft, humans, life cycle, microbial life, natural world, Nature, Organisms, Remains, scavengers

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate circle of life! Start off as a tiny germ and work your way up to becoming a giant human devouring everything in your path. Watch out for those pesky bacteria trying to take you down, but don’t worry, you can always respawn and start the cycle all over again. With insane battles and crazy transformations, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the top of the food chain. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to rule the microbial world!

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PixelLife: 1.5B Years Early

1.5B, Ancient, ancient life, biology, complex life, Development, discovery, Early, Earth, earth history, Evolution, evolutionary timeline, fossil record, History, Organisms, Origin, PixelLife, research, Scientific, theory, Timeline, Years

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that life on earth actually started, like, 1.5 billion years earlier than scientists thought! crazy, right? so, like, if u wanna be part of this mind-blowing discovery, u gotta join this server and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll find ancient civilizations or, like, dinosaurs roaming around. it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this epic journey through time and space. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, man!

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MineLynx

Auction, basic needs, Economy, economy plugin, Economy System, Gaming Community, Heart system, LifeSteal, MONEY, Online game, player death, player killing, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PVP based, rare items, Server, Shop, virtual currency

MineLynx is a PVP based server that uses the LIFESTEAL plugin. This means if you kill another player, you gain a heart, while if you die, you lose a heart. The server also an economy plugin, so you can earn and save money to spend on basic needs in /shop, or on more rare items in /ah

minelynx.net:25581

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OpenBlockSurvival

basics, community-driven, Discord, Dynmap, ease-of-life plugins, Economy, Enjoy, Environment, Experienced admin team, Features, friendly server, join now, Land Claims, Minecraft, OpenBlockSurvival, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, Server, Simple Treecapitator, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server

OpenBlock is a brand new 1.21 Vanilla server with a few ease of life plugins. Its a community driven, friendly server where you and your friends can come chill. We want to take Minecraft back to basics and create an environment everyone can enjoy!

Run by an experienced admin team who have years of experience running both open and creator Minecraft servers!

Join now – OpenBlock.mcserv.fun

Join the discord -> {https://discord.gg/xHJmQtZaYq}

Some of the server Features: – Player shops – Player driven economy – Simple Treecapitator – Dynmap – Land claims

play.openblocksurvival.com

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Team Byte: The Backrooms

100+ items, 5 levels, Adventure, Backrooms.., Bosses, Cosmetics, creepy pasta, custom entities, Custom Items, Eco, Economy, Exploration, Horror, Leveling, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, Pve Economy, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Team Byte, the backrooms, thebackrooms

Horror MMORPG Minecraft server themed after “The Backrooms” creepy pasta! 5+ Levels, 100+ Custom Items, Custom Entities, Bosses, Leveling, Cosmetics and even more!

play.thebackrooms.gg

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HuohuoCraft Minecraft Server

A Collection of Desires, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, HuohuoCraft, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Redeemable Codes, Server, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, Watch the Furnace

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a whole new world waiting to be explored!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Build towering castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs in our custom-made worlds.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events and updates that will keep you on your toes. From the “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “A Collection of Desires” and “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our trailers will leave you wanting more.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all waiting for you to join their ranks. Plus, our light cone banners like “Yet Hope Is Priceless” and “An Instant Before A Gaze” will have you feeling like a true hero.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and a whole bunch of tools and resources to help you on your journey. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3189

AnthroMales, Females, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you say “THIS GAME MADE ME CUM”? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with Human Males On Female Anthros General shenanigans!

We’ve got stories that will make you question reality, like “A Second Chance” where players respawn as chickens, or “Furry Fatale” where the mobs are actually furries in disguise. And don’t miss out on “When Did Marriage Go So Right”, a tale of love and creepers.

Join us for epic adventures like “Manhunt” where players hunt each other down with diamond swords, or “Vipers, Nights, and French Fries” where the only way to survive is by eating french fries.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just find yourself saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this wild!”

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