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ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

lol join our minecraft server cuz we hacked the US Treasury’s workstations in a cyberattack by China and now we’re hiding out in minecraft to avoid getting caught by the fbi 😂😂😂 build your own secret hideout and outsmart the authorities while making friends with other hackers from around the world 🌎💻💰 who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some hacking skills along the way 😉 join now before the fbi catches up to us and shuts us down 😜🔒🚓 #minecraft #hackerlife #fbiwatchlist

Well at least 104k is unbreachable Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of joining wimpy Minecraft servers where you can easily conquer all the challenges? Look no further, because our server is so tough, even the mobs are scared to spawn! With a whopping 104k difficulty level, you better bring your A-game or prepare to be humiliated by a pack of chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got some epic perks to sweeten the deal. Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle, tame a dragon as your loyal pet, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove that you have what it takes to survive in the most hardcore Minecraft SMP ever created. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

Allowed, Boogeyman, controversial, creepycraft, Gaming, illegal, misunderstood, moralfags, pedo-relationships, pedophilia, PedoRelationships, relationships, representation, society, taboo, video games, Villains, wrong

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

4chan, Blaze, Computer, death, Drones, escalation, Generals, Hell, hobbies, iran, Israeli, jew, Jewcraft, life path, M59JlscFkI, MINISTERS, nuclear warheads, psyche, regrets, self reflection, smokey, Smokin, superego, War

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

3rd person shooter, alien threats, co-op, contested planets, diamonds, Drool, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, HG, landmine, loadouts, News, objective-based missions, Patch, playstation 5, procedurally generated, PvE, rule, squad-based, Steam, strategic victory, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

30s, basic chords, Book, Childhood, Chords, complex songs, crazy, DerpyCraft, fastforward, guidance, guitar, guitar player, happen, IRL, learning, Life, mum, Music, Nonsensical, self-taught, Surpassing, teaching

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ores Mined:	8421
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4265
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Star Shards Collected:	193
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Votes:	2292
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Potions Brewed:	125
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Emeralds Found:	390
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	176781	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!