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Democraftia: Bolso-Bashers United
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have BRAZILIANS hailing the STRENGTH of democracy while we call out BOLSONARO for being a total noob. we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plot to overthrow the government (jk…or are we?). join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares because it’s all in good fun, right? so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together on this epic minecraft server! -
Suitless Brazilians Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only dress code is pixelated armor and diamond boots! We’ve got a wild community of players who have all ditched their suits and dress shoes for a more practical and stylish look in the game.Rumor has it that one day, a group of Brazilian players stumbled upon a secret chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons. They put on the gear and instantly felt the power coursing through their pixelated veins. From that day on, they vowed to never wear a suit and tie again, opting instead for a more badass and battle-ready look.
Join us on this crazy adventure where you can battle mobs, build epic structures, and unleash your inner warrior in a world where fashion is all about diamond bling and enchanted gear. So come on, ditch the boring suits and dress shoes and join us for some pixelated fun!
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Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!
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BlazeCraft: 80% Smoke, 100% Fun!
come join our minecraft server and escape the fiery chaos of brazil! our server is so cool, it literally transports you to a world where the only smoke you’ll see is from a campfire or a cool redstone contraption. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about the smoke-filled air in brazil. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s minecraft our way out of this smoky mess! -
Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other. -
BrazilianPickPocketMCServer
Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers filled with weak European men? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate testosterone-fueled battleground where only the strongest survive! Join us if you want to prove that you’re not a weak European man and show off your epic Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually powered by the tears of European men who couldn’t handle the intensity. So come on, join us and show them who’s boss! -
BrazilianHate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.
So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!
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TwinkSnatch Minecraft Server
Are you tired of Brazilians stealing all the twinks on other servers? Have no fear, because on our server, we have a strict “no twinks for Brazilians” policy! Join us and help defend against the invasion of Brazilian twinks. Plus, did we mention that Portugal has fallen on our server? That’s right, you can explore the ruins of Portugal and uncover hidden treasures while fending off Brazilian twinks. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!