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CraftyBusCrashBrazil
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where no buses or trucks can collide and kill u! we got magical powers that protect u from any crazy accidents like that. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold that u can explore. but watch out for the zombie pigmen, they love to photobomb ur selfies. u can also ride on giant chickens and fly around the map like a boss. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast! -
ChairCraft: Brazilian Smackdown
come join our epic minecraft server where u can smash chairs over ur friends’ heads just like this brazilian mayoral candidate did on live tv! we have the craziest pvp battles and the wildest survival challenges. build ur own city and become the ultimate ruler, just watch out for flying chairs! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever! -
MangaManiacMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where half of our players are manga enthusiasts who love to dump manga threads in the chat! But don’t worry, there’s still plenty of room for shitposting and ridiculous discussions about the latest chapter releases.Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging flying manga volumes and heated debates about which character is best girl. Who needs peaceful mining when you can have intense arguments about the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon?
So come on, join our server and immerse yourself in the madness of our manga-loving community. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a dramatic roleplay where everyone is a different manga character fighting for dominance over the server. It’s a good thing, trust us.
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FlatTireFiasco
Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life skills? Look no further than our server, where we specialize in teaching you how to be independent and self-sufficient!Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.
But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.
So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.
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ParentalRoastsMC SMP
Are you tired of your parents constantly roasting you? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only hurtful things being said are from creepers blowing up your house! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner creativity and build a world where parents can’t rain on your parade. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood teenager looking for some friends. So come join us and leave the parental insults behind! -
NoMoreStickyFingers
Tired of not being able to ride a unicorn to work every day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you ride unicorns, but you can also fly on dragons and teleport to the nearest Taco Bell whenever you’re hungry!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!
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SudanCraft: Peaceful Pixels & Epic Fails
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, u can escape all the craziness of the real world, like the sudan war and stuff. u can build ur own lil kingdom and be the ruler of ur own land, no famine or peace talks falling short here, just pure minecraft fun. plus, u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens, it’s wild, man. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind, let’s get crafting and building together! -
BioBlasters: NeuroNukes
NeuroNukes, cellular therapy, Oncology Research, personalized medicine, bispecific innate immune cell engagersjoin dis epic minecraft server where u can battle ur way thru a world of CAR T-cells and bispecific innate immune cell engagers to save the land of neuroblastoma!!! build ur own fortress made of immune cells and fight off the evil cancer monsters with ur friends!!! u can even ride on giant T-cells and shoot lasers at ur enemies!!! if u wanna have a blast and save the day, join dis server now!!! -
Chaos in the 21st Century: Modern Anarchy Server for Java Edition
Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts! Server IP: modern-anarchy.org Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:
- Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
- No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:
- Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
- Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.
World Exploration Extravaganza:
- Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
- Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy
- Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
- Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
- Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!
Shape the Future with Direct Input:
- Join our Discord and engage with the community.
- Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
- Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21).
- Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.
Support the Chaos:
- Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.
Frequently Asked Questions:
- Can I use hacks on the server?
- Are there any bans on the server?
- Is the server reset at any point?
- Can I explore the world freely?
- Is there any teleportation or shortcuts available?
Yes, you can use hacks like a pro on the server. However, please refrain from using hacks for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for specific violations mentioned above.
No, the server has no resets ever. You can build and survive without the fear of losing your progress.
Yes, you can explore a vast 3×3 million block world border. Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 and redefine your survival journey.
No, there are no teleports or shortcuts on the server. It’s an authentic vanilla anarchy experience with no compromises in survival skills.