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WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	291	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4510
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5357	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crops Grown:	6167	Mines Excavated:	4040
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	984	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.