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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8797	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1647	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ores Mined:	6989
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3553
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1527	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9932	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!