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NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9600
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	847	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	26

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Void Armor Forged:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8770
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Villages Defended:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	4239
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	New Chunks Explored:	491968
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!