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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7272 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 590158 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.