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Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ores Mined:	2516	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mines Excavated:	1284
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Animals Bred:	83
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3039
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Towns Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Emeralds Found:	3714	Ores Mined:	9731
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?