I mean, who wouldn’t want to experience the mind-bending chaos of a world where up is down, left is right, and nenes are chinks?
Join now for a trip into the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows in this topsy-turvy world of chinks and nenes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.
And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.
So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!
we got drama more intense than a Real Housewives reunion, with players backstabbing each other and forming alliances faster than you can say “I’m the queen of this server, b*tch!”
join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while throwing shade at your enemies. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the gossip and glamour this server has to offer. so grab your bling bling and come slay with us, hunty!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing creepers who just want to boogie with you. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s a wild ride, folks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden blocks instead of wool. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you’ve got a golden poop block, are we right?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!
Our village is filled with brave warriors who will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a zombie invasion or a griefer trying to steal your diamonds. Plus, we have our own version of spice that will give you superpowers and make you the most powerful player on the server.
So come join us at Duneville, where every day is an adventure and every block you mine is a step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Remember, “this is my Dune… and it is your Dune too.” See you in the game, brave adventurer!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!
FishCraft Survival
Dive into Fishcraft: Where Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
Fishcraft is a chill survival server where players can join a cool community like Hermitcraft. No need for approval, just hop on in! With friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll always feel at home. We’ve got a mix of freedom and safety with optional PvP, so you can choose when to fight.
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Whether you’re a pro builder or new to multiplayer, Fishcraft has something for everyone. Come hang out with us and have a good time!
mc.fishcraft.org
Boxcraft Anarchy
IP: boxcraft.gleeze.com
Description: Box Craft Anarchy – No rules, no limits, just chaos. Small world border (may expand). Survive, betray, dominate. Supports 1.12.2 – 1.21.4. Join the madness!
boxcraft.gleeze.com
Lunar Island
Lunar Island is a cool place to play games. It’s simple but has lots of fun stuff to do. You can make your own adventures with other players in a friendly community. It’s all about having a good time and feeling nostalgic. Come join us and have fun gaming together!
play.lunarisland.net
Salamander Junior High School
The Salamander SMP is a cool Minecraft community where everyone is nice and friendly. They have their own world where they play together and talk a lot.
If you want to join, just fill out a form on Discord to get in!
54.39.239.44:25578
StormSMP
StormSMP – Cool Survival Server!
Welcome to StormSMP, a fun survival server with cool stuff and events!
What’s up?
– Custom Ranks – Get cool stuff as you level up! – Crates & Awards – Win rare stuff and tools! – Capture The Outpost Event – Battle for prizes! – Economics and trade – Make money and trade! – Real Survival – No pay-to-win, just skill! – Active community – Make friends and be a legend!
Join StormSMP for a real survival adventure!
93.119.104.219:25503
Join Lotus Cove Today!
Lotus Cove is live on Java 1.21.3 with a cool world seed and new spawn! Whether you like building, trading, or exploring, everyone is welcome here. The server is set to hard mode, so it’s a challenge for all players. We have MCMMO, strong land claims, player shops, ranks, voting, a public XP farm, quests, and more.
At Lotus Cove, there are friendly players waiting for YOU to help make a fun community! Players of all ages and playstyles are welcome. Whether you like going solo or building with friends, Lotus Cove is the place for you!
Key Features: Land Claims, Minigames, Diamond Economy, Player Shops, Silk Spawners, Player Heads, Marriage, Cosmetics. No Griefing, Stealing, Hacking, or Toxic Behavior.
Ready to build, trade, and explore? Lotus Cove is here for you!
lotuscove.org:25611
Glimmer Shores
Glimmer Shores is a chill Survival Server on version 1.21.3 Java Edition! They’re all about community, making sure everyone feels welcome to build, explore, and hang out. The server stays up to date with the latest Minecraft stuff, keeping things fresh for your creative side. Their Discord is where it’s at, a hub for chatting, showing off builds, and staying up to date on events. If you love Minecraft and want to vibe with cool peeps, Glimmer Shores is the spot for you! Adventure time!
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Join the fun at Glimmer Shores Discord
glimmershores.net
Koinotita Gaming Server Info
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KG.ryan-simms.com
FloraCraft
Meet Floracraft. It’s the new Minecraft server from the backyard.
Why change the name? Well, “Back Garden MC” is just too long and doesn’t sound cool. Floracraft sounds better and still has a little nod to the backyard. It’s coming from the backyard and will have its own social media accounts.
Floracraft is still the same service from the backyard, but a few things are changing. It’s getting a new name and more. Stay tuned for updates.
Yours truly, Cavity Head Honcho
play.floracraft.nl:25962
Lush Survival
Lush Survival is a cool place where you can hang out with other peeps. The staff is super helpful and they don’t do any pay-to-win stuff. It’s all about having a good time and making friends. Check it out!
108.181.90.13:27206