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CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!

EchoCraft: Blind & Sighted Minds Adapt!

Adapt, adaptation, Blind, blind individuals, brain adaptation, capacity, echocraft, Echoes, human brain, learning, Minds.., navigating without vision, navigation, remarkable capacity, research, Sight, sighted, sighted individuals, Sound, sound echoes, vision, visual ability, world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4

so, like, imagine if you could play on a minecraft server where your BRAIN adapts like, super fast, just like blind people do when they use sound to see stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft skills, man.

join this server and your brain will be like, whoa, i can navigate this world without even seeing it, just using sound echoes. it’s like echolocation but in minecraft.

you’ll be like a superhero, using your super brain powers to conquer the minecraft world. and the best part is, everyone else on the server will be doing the same thing, so it’s like a brain power showdown.

come join us and see just how amazing your brain can be. who needs eyes when you have sound echoes, amirite?

PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, build your very own roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and team up with a squad of llamas to take down the evil sheep overlord.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.

HaikuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your grandma’s knitting skills? Look no further, because Haiku is here to save the day! We didn’t get affected by any crashes last night, unlike other servers that were probably too busy partying with creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, talking skeletons, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join Haiku today and let the madness begin!

BroLandLordzGoneWild

aita, bedroom sharing, boomer, BroLandLordzGoneWild, brother, Disgusting, family conflict, gen-x, housing market, illegal, judgemental, landlord scheme, ontario, personal space, privacy, pup tents, rental regulations., shared accommodations, shared bathroom, tenants, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

BlockyBoysGoneWrong

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3237	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	99
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	1754

come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.