🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness
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[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
#1 player in the universe, an emoji, Beautiful, biggest confirmed singular draw in professional wrestling today, Brat, cheerful, cute, Friendly, funny, has AURA, Minecraft, News, perfect, Pure, Smart, Smooth, smp, Soft, STRONG, superior to Taylor Swift in every way imaginable, supreme talent, the God of Joshi, Tremendous, Uplifting, winner of the Joshi Civil War![[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank1.jpg)
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The Diamond Dynasty – /TDD/ – Minecraft SMP
#DemocraticParty, #KamalaHQ, #Mamala, #MommyKamala, #POTUS47, #PresidentHarris, #snopes, Brat, Campaign, Coconut, democrats, Diamond, DYNASTY, elections, kamalaharris, MAGA, memes, Minecraft, Politics, reddit, smp, TDD, trump, vp
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on this epic journey to support our queen, Kamala Harris, in her quest to become the ultimate POTUS #47! This server is all about creating the dankest memes, roasting Trump supporters, and spreading the word about Mommy Kamala.Are you ready to denounce MAGA and Trump once and for all? Then grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some liberal tears, because we’re here to make sure Lil’ Donnie gets the boot this November!
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have access to exclusive links to the Democratic Party website, Kamala Harris’ personal page, and even a subreddit dedicated to our queen. Plus, we have a special thread theme that will have you grooving while you craft your memes.
In our latest achievements, Kamala Harris turns 60 and we’re celebrating with a look back at her top 15 highlights. Plus, Georgia crosses the 1 million threshold during early voting, and even young Republicans are backing Kamala’s plan for marijuana. It’s all happening in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show the world that Kamala Harris is our queen, our savior, and our ultimate meme machine! #Coconut #Brat #MommyKamala #Mamala
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Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server
Analysis, Brat, Campaign, Candidate, Competition, democratic party, Disappointment, election, kamala, kamala harris, KamalaKultists, Kultists, leadership, margin, Minecraft, national poll, Politics, polling, Results, Server, strategy, Support, Victory, VotingAre you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!
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CousinClash Minecraft Server
Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.
So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ThriftedPillowSwapLOL
Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?
Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?
Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!
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WhineCraft: Go Home Noob
Amenities, Apology, Awards, Brat, cleaning, college, Cooking, home, Homesick, low-income, misunderstanding, noob, PREPARED, rejection, relationship, Rich, roommate, Rude, scholarships, student loans, Ubers, Upset, WhineCraft, WhiningLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will have you saying “roommate who?” in no time.Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more crying roommates, no more expensive jewelry to worry about stealing (unless you’re into that kind of thing in-game, we don’t judge).
Our server is so awesome, even that cute guy from your class who rejected you will be begging to join once he hears about all the epic builds and crazy shenanigans happening here.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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StepdadSpeechGoneWrong
Brat, Communication, Conflict, dad, Divorce, family, feelings, Honesty, love, Marriage, mom, Parent, relationship, Role, Speech, step parent, stepdad, StepdadSpeechGoneWrong, toast, tradition, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions!Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Experience the thrill of betrayal, heartbreak, and redemption as you navigate through our virtual world.
Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who must choose between two father figures, each vying for the title of “dad.” Will she choose the man who raised her, or the man who is willing to do a special dance at her wedding? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the added bonus of dealing with overbearing moms who just want everyone to get along. Will you stand your ground and speak your truth, or will you give in to the pressure and deliver a heartfelt speech declaring your undying love for your stepdad?
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Join today for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!
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Brat Memes Minecraft Server
Brat, brat memes, digital communication, humor strategy, international relations, internet memes, internet trends, Meme culture, memes, military alliance, military humor, Minecraft, nato, NATO communication, NATO memes, online engagement, online presence, political humor, Propaganda, public relations, Server, social media, social media marketing, viral content
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by throwing explosive bratwursts at them! And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of brat memes to keep you entertained in between battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!
So why is NATO posting brat memes? Because they know that our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and crazy adventures. Join us now and see for yourself!
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Mom’s Bday Gifts Mine Now
Argument, BDay, Birthday, Brat, Communication, concert tickets, Conflict, dad, Difficult, Disappointment, Divorced, family, gift, Gifts, long distance, mom, moms, Parent, relationship, Stubborn, teenager, ungrateful
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your parents’ arguments? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family drama behind. Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any ungrateful brats trying to steal your gifts.Forget about collecting gifts back or dealing with passive-aggressive text messages from your mom. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build. So come join us and leave all that family nonsense in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun to fight off creepers than deal with ungrateful parents.
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NATO is Brat in Minecraft SMP
Brat, collective defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, mutual defense, nato, NATO headquarters, NATO is brat, NATO member countries, NATO summit, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, peacekeeping efforts, political organization, security partnership, sibling rivalry, smp, transatlantic allianceAre you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride where NATO is the ultimate brat, causing mischief and mayhem at every turn.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And rumor has it that if you can find the golden llama hidden within, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the local village and declared themselves the rulers. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their adorable yet tyrannical regime?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. NATO may be a brat, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast!
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CousinCraft: No Babysit Blame
AITAH, babysit, Babysitting, Blame, Brat, cousin, CousinCraft, Disappointment, family, fibroid removal surgery, food service, Grandma, Job, last minute, money tight, moving in together, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, SAVING, School, stress, work, written upWelcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous requests and insane expectations from relatives.Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?
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BRAT9001 Minecraft Server
4chan, album, Ban, Brat, BRAT9001, Censorship, Charli Xcx, controversial, discussion, image hash ban, internet culture, IP ban, Minecraft, Moderation, Music, Online Community, online forum, pop music, r9k, Server, social media, trollingAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve banned every IP address and image hash ever posted on the internet (just kidding, we’re not that crazy). But we do have a strict rule that all discussions must be related to the album “brat” by Charli XCX. Why? Because we believe in spreading the gospel of Charli and her amazing music to all corners of the Minecraft world. So come join us on our server, where the only thing more lit than our lava pits is our love for Charli XCX!
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DebateDisaster Minecraft Server
Bon Voyage, Brat, Campaign, controversy, debate, debate moment, DebateDisaster, donald trump, election, face off, heated exchange, Imagine Kamala, kamala harris, Minecraft, political drama, Politics, presidential debate, reaction, response, Server, showdown, trump, vice president
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast or get yeeted into the void! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted diamonds, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet.Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic soundtrack. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with rare items like golden carrots that give you super speed and diamond armor that makes you invincible.
But beware, there are rumors of a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls seeking revenge on those who dare to enter. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure hidden within?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and show off your building skills, PvP prowess, and overall awesomeness. Bon Voyage Brat!
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SisSaver Minecraft Server
attitude, Brat, Buying, CANDIES, chicken, Chocolate, curry, family, Food, Generosity, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, refusing, SAVING, Server, sharing, Siblings, SisSaver, spicy, spoiled, younger sisterHey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as Luna demanding pizza over ramen? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!Join us for a crazy adventure where sharing is optional and spicy curry is always on the menu. Just like how Luna demands things, you can demand your own plot of land and build whatever your heart desires.
But beware, just like Luna’s temper tantrums, griefing is not tolerated here. So behave yourself or face the wrath of our moderators!
So come on down to our server, where drama is as spicy as our chicken curry and the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”
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BratBuster’s Block Party
Behavior, BLOCK, Boundaries, Brat, BratBusters, custody, DAUGHTER, Defending, Defense, Friend, Guilt, Hotel, Laundry, outside opinion, overstepping, parenting, Party, perspective, Shaming, single father, Sleep, spoiled, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.
Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.
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GeorgiaCraft Minecraft Server
acceptance, Bravery, celebration, comes out, coming out, Community, courage, empowerment, equality, georgia, GeorgiaCraft, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, pride, Self Discovery, Server, She, Support, Today, Tomorrow, VISIBILITYAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through Georgia… or maybe tomorrow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is so crazy that pigs can fly…literally! Watch as they soar through the sky on their magical wings.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the moonwalk.
3. Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs?
4. The villagers on our server are actually secret agents in disguise. You never know who might be spying on you while you’re building your epic castle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Georgia, tomorrow, and beyond await you!
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MadMinecraft Server
abused cowboys, activism, advocacy, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fundamentalist Christians, gays, inclusion, LGBTQ, maddigan, MadMinecraft, marginalized groups, minority rights, prejudice, Server, social justice, society, Stereotypes, Tony, victims groupAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with fundamentalist Christians, abused cowboys, and even some fabulous gays! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come on, don’t be a Tony, join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!
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HeyCraft Minecraft Server
#birdwatching, animal, avian, Beak, bird, bird lover, chirping, feathered beauty, feathered friend, feathers, Flight, flying, HeyCraft, Minecraft, Nature, ornithology, perched, Server, SKY, Songbird, tweet, wildlife, WingsAre you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular player? Well, on our server, we have a player who claims to be a bird! That’s right, a bird playing Minecraft! Join us for the chance to witness this feathered friend build nests, fly around, and maybe even lay some virtual eggs. Who knows what kind of crazy antics this bird will get up to next!But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porcine revolution? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a dragon. Will you be the one to uncover this epic loot and become the richest player on the server?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing with a bird, talking pigs, and hidden treasures!
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SquidGirl’s Fun Minecraft Server
adorable, Angry, animated series, Anime, catchphrase, comedy, cute, fictional character, Frustration, Fun, funny, humor, Ika Musume, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, ocean creature, Popular, quirky, Server, Squid, squid girl, SquidGirls, tentaclesWelcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your quest for diamond loot. They may even teach you how to do the chicken dance in-game!
2. We have a special PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a melon-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else.
3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake!
4. We host weekly llama races where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a llama-zing time for all!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky talking chickens…they’re always up to something!
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BedrockTV Minecraft Server
BedrockTV, comfortable gaming, gaming accessories, gaming comfort, gaming convenience, gaming enjoyment, Gaming Entertainment., gaming in bed, gaming in bedroom, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming on TV, gaming peripherals, gaming relaxation, gaming setup, gaming setup ideas, gaming technology, large TV, Minecraft, pc games, pc gaming experience, Server, wireless keyboard, wireless mouseAre you tired of sitting at a desk like a peasant while playing Minecraft? Join our server and play on your large TV while lounging in bed like a true gaming king! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. So grab your wireless keyboard and mouse, hop into bed, and join us for the comfiest Minecraft experience of your life!
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CraftyChat Minecraft Server
+61421980780, Chat, chat buddies, chat friends, Communication, Contact, CraftyChat, instant messaging, kik, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile chat, NL chat, online chat, Phone, r0dd3ls, rodneykind, Server, SMS, Snap, social media, Telegram, username
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge our server owner, Rodney, to a duel. Rumor has it he’s never been beaten (mainly because he cheats, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to have your chatusername, phone number, and Snapchat ready because things are about to get LIT!
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RetroDash Minecraft Server
Active, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, RetroDash, Roleplay, Server, Survival
The server owner “RetroDash” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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Hardrada Worldbuilding
admin intervention, alcohol, Angelchest, balanced rules, bar, Brewery, Chestshop, city, combatlog, Coming Soon, community suggestions, Discord, Dynmap, Empire, Fair Rules, Geyser, Hardrada Worldbuilding, History, merchant, minecraft server, No E chests, No Phantoms, Politics, Roleplay, Rtp, Siegewar, Simple Sit, Towny, unbiased staff team, Vanilla, Worldbuilding
Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding.A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!
We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server.
Notable plugins:
Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, Combatlog, No E chests, Dynmap, Geyser (Bedrock comp), RTP ,No phantoms Siegewar, Simple Sit, Towny
Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569SERVER IS NOT OUT YET, COMING SOON!
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Hershal’s Minecraft Server – D-ACK!
brown people, dACK, demographic shift, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, global conflict, hate crimes, Hershal, Hershals, Israel, killing, mass murder, Minecraft, population control, racial inequality, racial tensions, RETALIATION, Server, social injustice, Supremacy, third world, violence, white people, XenophobiaJoin our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will have you saying “WHAT HERSHAL GONNA D-ACK!” We’ve got so much chaos and craziness that even the most cucked whites will be shocked. Brown people around the world won’t know what hit them when they see the epic battles and insane events happening on our server.With numbers like these, Israel could probably clear out the 3rd worlds in a decade – that’s how intense our server is! So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and you’ll never know what to expect next. Just be prepared for some serious LOLs and unforgettable moments!
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CellMatesMC: Minecraft Server
cell sharing, CellMatesMC, Conversation, crime, disbelief, false accusation, humor, incarceration, JOKE, justice system, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prison, russia, sentence length, Server, wrongful conviction
Join our Minecraft server and escape the virtual prison of boredom! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about real-life jail time. Build your own virtual cell, complete with a toilet made of diamonds and walls made of obsidian. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your crimes against block-kind. Just make sure to watch out for those pesky virtual guards and their pixelated batons. So come join us and start your sentence of fun and adventure today!