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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Farms Harvested:	632	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1637
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	2219
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5288	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	902765	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2081	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Void Armor Forged:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Towns Built:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!