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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	1002	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3596

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6200	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	221
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Animals Bred:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Love Letters Sent:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	165	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!