Brands MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoycottTheAds Minecraft SMP

product, advertising, annoying commercials, IRRITATING, Frustration

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and grants wishes to all players. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s like, so OP, you’ll be unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is a giant disco party with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And the best part is, every time you mine a diamond, a choir of angels sings a heavenly chorus. It’s like Minecraft meets Broadway, I swear.

So, like, forget about those other lame servers with their boring rules and stuffy admins. Join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of awesomeness, but in Minecraft form. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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DictatorCraft Server

power struggle, Government, political rhetoric, US, Impeachment

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

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CraftyLookAlikeDrama

relationship, copycat, trendy, fiancée, outfits

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all styles, even if they’re copycats! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dressing up your blocky avatar in trendy, casual outfits just like our players do.

Imagine a world where your dad’s fiancée is not just copying your style, but actually challenging you to a fashion showdown in the virtual realm. Will you be able to out-style her and claim the title of trendsetter supreme?

Don’t worry about being called rude or insecure here, because on our server, we encourage open communication about all things fashion-related. So come join us and let’s see who can rock those blocky shoes better – you or your dad’s fiancée!

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PixelVape: Skirting Rules on Insta

PixelVape, vast majority, Skirting, Flavored Nicotine, BU researchers

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual world where u can escape from all da e-cigarette brands tryna skrrt da rules on Instagram! Like, u won’t see any health warning labels here, just pure unadulterated fun and blocky adventures! Our AI technology makes sure dat u won’t be bombarded with any flavored nicotine nonsense, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. So come join us and leave those pesky e-cig brands in da dust! #BlockyAdventures #NoE-CigsAllowed #MinecraftMadness

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PandemicProofCraft

Experience, resilience, Consistency, trends, Reliability

Are you tired of your favorite brands letting you down during the pandemic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the only place where quality is always guaranteed! Join us and experience a world where even the creepers are made of top-notch materials that never deteriorate. Our virtual villagers have been thriving since the pandemic hit, and their crops are always fresh and delicious. So why settle for subpar products in the real world when you can escape to our server and enjoy the best of the best? Join now and say goodbye to disappointing quality forever!

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ToxicTamponMetalMadness

ToxicTamponMetalMadness, hygiene, menstruation, health, lead

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TAMPOON FULL OF TOXIC METALS BUT IN A FUN WAY!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH ARSENIC AND LEAD…AND OTHER CONTAMINANTS (BUT IN A GOOD WAY)!! OUR LEVELS OF MADNESS ARE OFF THE CHARTS, JUST LIKE THE 16 METALS WE EVALUATE IN OUR TAMPOONS (YES, WE SAID TAMPOONS) FROM 14 DIFFERENT BRANDS. COME FOR THE CRAZY RESEARCH, STAY FOR THE INSANE STORIES WE MAKE UP. WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?! JOIN NOW…IF YOU DARE.

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Warzone Dutchman Minecraft Server

stores, Marketing, brands, Nike, distribution

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got the dutchman who be sneakin nike shoes and lego sets into russia during wartime like a boss. imagine the chaos of building lego sets while dodgin bullets and rockin fresh kicks. u gotta join this server for the craziest adventures and the dankest memes. plus, the dutchman be droppin mad loot for all the players, so u better hop on this train before it leaves the station. let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Stack, opportunity, Value, sunbeam, mistake

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

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FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, disorganized, parent decision-making, cafeteria wait time, scheduling conflicts

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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LockdownLolsMC

classmate, LockdownLolsMC, Die, Lockdown, mistake

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

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