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Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1792
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	219
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	8403	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8112	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

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