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Not Canon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense dance-offs with creepers, and thrilling treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited bacon, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Cute Trans Girls Minecraft Server

/pol/cel, acceptance, Community, cute, Depressed, empowerment, Girls, Happiness, Happy, Inclusivity, ISOLATED, LGBTQ, love, love wins, mental health, Minecraft, positivity, relationships, sanity, self-care, Server, Support, Trans, trans gf, trans girls

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

Blocky Bling Minecraft Server

belongings, bling, blocky, cherished, Collectibles, Fandom, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, memorabilia collection, merchandise, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal memorabilia, possessions, prized, rare, Server, souvenirs, Treasures, trinkets, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win the most valuable piece of /a/ memorabilia ever seen in the Minecraft world. Rumor has it that it’s a diamond pickaxe signed by Notch himself while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Dreamt About Graphs Again Minecraft SMP

abstract, analytical, data analysis, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream symbolism, dreaming, dreams, dreamt, graphs, imagination, Interpretation, Mind, Minecraft, patterns, Psychological, smp, subconscious, surreal, Symbolism, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Animals Bred:	191	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, everything is graphs! That’s right, even the trees and animals are graph-shaped.

But that’s not all – we have the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Our players are so dedicated to the server that they dream about graphs every night. It’s like they’ve been hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of our graph-filled world.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about our events. We have weekly graph-building competitions where players have to create the most epic graph structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ve never seen graphs like this before.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and immerse yourself in a world where everything is graphs and the fun never stops!

Vid Horders Minecraft Server

anticipation, Boyfriend, CONTENT, couple, Curiosity, desire, Horders, INTIMATE, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing out, Nostalgia, Private, relationship, Request, search, Server, sharing, sharing memories, special moments, VID, video collection, Videos, year ago

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Items Found:	3520	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as the latest gossip? Well, look no further because our server is like a scandalous reality show meets a blocky adventure!

Join us and uncover the secrets of players past, like that time someone built a giant statue of their ex-boyfriend out of diamond blocks! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with love letters and potions of heartbreak.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic quests and challenges that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two creepers fighting for your affection.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride of drama, romance, and pixelated chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Stinky! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through a lava pit – it’s the hottest ride in town!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireworks. Yeah, it’s as awesome as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of stinkiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pair of nose plugs – things can get a little funky around here!

Cheeky Kiss Minecraft Server

Affection, cheek kissing, CHEEKY, Cultural differences, cultural norms, customs, Diversity, greetings, international etiquette., kiss, Minecraft, multicultural society, Multiculturalism, non-Whites, nonverbal communication, personal space, physical contact, race relations, Server, social behavior, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations, Traditions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Enchantments Applied:	91
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4104	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Votes:	7836	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have non whites cheek kissing each other left and right! That’s right, forget about crafting tools and fighting mobs, on our server, the real challenge is navigating the intricate world of social etiquette and cultural norms. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Plus, who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about cheek kissing along the way!

Minecraft SMP: Kill Zone Series

action, Advanced technology, Campaign, Epic battles, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, futuristic weapons, gaming experience, Helghast, High Graphics, immersive story, intense gameplay, Isa, kill, Killzone series, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, PlayStation Exclusive, Sci Fi, series, smp, War, Zone

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Ores Mined:	2986	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
New Chunks Explored:	407207	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Get ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our SMP is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Join us if you want to test your skills in building the tallest tower made entirely of diamond blocks, or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a carrot. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and the winner gets a crown made of feathers.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Potions Brewed:	141	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! That’s the kind of immersive experience you can expect here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to seek it out. Will you be one of them?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll never have to mine for them again! So come join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!