Brandon Salim Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Loot4BaeNotFriend

#venting, aita, Birthday, Boyfriend, DISTANCING, doubt, Friend, Friends, funds, gift, gold digger, Jealousy, laptop, Loot4BaeNotFriend, MONEY, notebook, OFFENDED, Principal, School, STUDENT, Upset

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6443	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all – except when it comes to gifting laptops! Join us for some epic adventures and outrageous drama that will make your head spin.

Need a new laptop? No problem! Just befriend our players and watch the laptops roll in. Who needs a working laptop when you can have a notebook instead? It’s the thought that counts, right?

Vent your frustrations to your friends and watch the drama unfold. Who knew a simple gift could cause such chaos? But hey, at least you’ll never be accused of being a gold digger on our server – unless you really want that diamond pickaxe.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

KoreanCraft: Block Party Madness

anxiety, Asian culture, BLOCK, Cell, communication breakdown, community support, coping mechanisms, cultural trends, depression, family dynamics, family relationships, hikikomori, ISOLATION, Korean parents, KoreanCraft, madness, mental health, mental illness, parenting, Party, psychological well-being, shut-in, social withdrawal, societal pressures

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5998
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.

but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.

if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.

VanishCraft – Survive & Thrive

apocalyptic scenario, catastrophic event, civilization’s disappearance, civilization’s downfall, civilization’s legacy, existential crisis, human civilization, human existence, human impact on earth, human ingenuity, Human Resilience, human survival instincts, post apocalyptic world, rebuilding society, societal collapse, societal collapse aftermath, societal evolution, societal progress, societal reconstruction, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, VanishCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where u can live out ur post-apocalyptic fantasies! imagine a world where all of humanity’s creations disappear and only the people are left. u gotta survive and rebuild society from scratch. will u be a leader or a follower? will u be a warrior or a farmer? the possibilities are endless!

join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. build epic bases, fight off zombies and creepers, and maybe even find love in the midst of chaos. who knows what adventures await u on this server?

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. only the strong will survive, are u up for the challenge?

NarcissistGamerGirls

aggression, Behavior, bullying, gender, Gender Roles, grandiose narcissism, interpersonal relationships, masculine, Men, mental health, NarcissistGamerGirls, perpetration, power dynamics, Psychology, research, Social Science, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, victimization, vulnerable narcissism, Women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, u know how everyone thinks dudes are the big bullies in the minecraft world? well, this server is here to prove them wrong! we got gurl power all the way, with our queen bees ruling the land with their vulnerable narcissism. forget about grandiose narcissism, it’s all about being a sneaky, manipulative queen bee on this server.

join us if u wanna see some epic girl drama unfold, with backstabbing, gossiping, and power struggles like u’ve never seen before. who needs toxic masculinity when u can have toxic femininity, are we right?

come on over and see if u have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world of female narcissists. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

bold, Carefree, CONFIDENT, Fun, getting drunk, good time, Having Fun, Individuality, meeting girls, meeting guys, Minecraft, nightlife, outspoken, partying, Personality, rebel, Scoremans, Scoresman, Self-expression, Server, socializing, Unapologetic, Wild

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crops Grown:	2858
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

BootyCraft, Kevin Nash Rape Assault Sexual violence Trauma Black men Detroit Ninety-two Horrifying Helpless Justice Crying Suffering Pain Humiliation Brutality Survival Resilience Recovery Awareness, kevin’s, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	7954	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mines Excavated:	2502	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Star Shards Collected:	268
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.