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Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

branded products, Cash4Craft, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buys, lavish spending, Luxury items, Minecraft, money drains, non-essential items, overpriced services, overspending, smp, status symbols, superfluous expenditures, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary subscriptions, useless purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4633	Farms Harvested:	856
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Hotdog Water – Where the only rule is no ketchup on the hotdogs!

Adventure, Bed.., Challenges, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Griefing, Hardcore, hotdog, hotdogs, INCLUSIVE, ketchup, Land Claim, PvP, rule, Survival, Teleport, UNTAMED, Vanilla, Water, welcome, WIENER, world reset

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5850
Ores Mined:	9236	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Hardcore with World Resets	In Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands!
Savor the Vanilla Essence	Experience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water?
Rules of Engagement	Embrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener!

Join the Adventure Now!

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode?	A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay?	A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim.
Q: How can I engage in PvP battles?	A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming!

QuirkyCraft

Academia, Analysis, Anime, boku no hero academia, Character, convey, costume design, creativity, Hero, Impact, Interpretation, Manga, Message, Outfit, QuirkyCraft, School, storytelling, Style, SuperHero, Symbolism, Visual

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	554097	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic costume designs? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning the meaning of life with our outrageous and hilarious costume designs!

Join us and explore a world where pigs wear top hats, chickens rock sunglasses, and creepers strut their stuff in tutus. Who knows what message they’re trying to convey with these costumes, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to stop laughing!

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining costume designs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover the deep, hidden meaning behind a cow wearing a monocle. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fate meets Minecraft in a chaotic, hilarious adventure! Join the madness at ‘/fgog/’ now!

Achilles, Adventure, anastasia, Caenis, Chaldea Summer Adventure, chaotic, Charlotte Corday, CraftyCreeperz, fate, fate grand order, fgog, friendlist spreadsheet, Heroic Spirit Crystal Star Fou-kun, hilarious, Join, Kama, Leonardo da Vinci, madness, Mandricardo, Master Missions, meets, Minecraft, okita soji, sei shonagon, Storm-Pods quests, swimsuit servants, utility links, Viy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunting, hidden quests, and crazy characters like Ruler Leonardo Da Vinci and Avenger Kama. Clear main nodes, collect treasure points, and open chests to unlock the secrets of our server.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Double the chance of great or super success, halved AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests, and so much more. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Absolutely Chaotic Survival Madness Party v1.20.4

5 years, Absolutely, Active, Anarchy, chaotic, commands, Community, Discord, Experience, growth, Land Claims, madness, Map resets, Minecraft, Official, Old, Party, Player Base, preview, rules, Server, Survival, v1.20.4, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no rules, commands, land claims, map resets, or anything lame and obtrusive. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, there is no whitelist, anyone can join.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules, it is an anarchy server.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there are no land claims allowed on this server.
Is there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on this server.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have an official Discord server for the community.

RetainerCraft

braces, corrective measures, dental appliances, dental care, dental hygiene, dental maintenance, dental neglect, oral care, oral health, orthodontic appliances, orthodontic issues, orthodontic treatment, orthodontic work, orthodontist, Retainer, RetainerCraft, smile restoration, straight teeth, teeth alignment, teeth shifting, Undone

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of having straight teeth? Do you miss the feeling of braces cutting up the inside of your mouth? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the joy of having your orthodontic work undone because you forgot to wear your retainer! Who needs a perfect smile anyway when you can have wonky teeth in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of fellow dental delinquents who will support you every step of the way. So come on, join us and say goodbye to straight teeth forever!

Crafty Linux Llamas

Crafty, data security, dual boot, dual boot setup, easy switch, games, Gaming on Linux, linux, Llamas, Operating systems, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy measures, privacy protection, SEPARATE, software compatibility, switching to linux, virtual machine, windows, windows spying, windows-only apps, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of Windows creeping into your privacy like a nosy neighbor? Do you want to escape the clutches of Microsoft while still being able to play your favorite games and use those pesky Windows-only apps? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and dual boot Windows and Linux like a pro. Keep those two worlds separate like oil and water, ensuring that Windows can’t spy on your Linux activities. It’s like having a firewall between you and the snooping eyes of Bill Gates himself.

But wait, there’s more! Switching between Windows and Linux has never been easier. It’s as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. Say goodbye to the unreliable pain in the ass of using a Windows VM for gaming. Our server is here to make your tech dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the freedom of dual booting without the hassle. Plus, who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted swords. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Shnycraft 3 Minecraft server

Bunkers, casinos, Cities, city, Community, Datapacks, Discord, emotes, Features, museums, parks, Plugins, Politics, rp, Streamer, Temples, Trade, Updates, voice chat, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	293	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

SERVER WITH WHITELIST!! ACCESS IS FREE, GET IN DISCORD!!

Vaccinations! On the Schnycraft server (season 3) we create cities and actually live in them. Join an existing one or create your own. Cities bargain, negotiate, and sometimes conflict. Politics in short.

Peculiarities

– The opportunity to found your own city, or become a citizen of an existing one.

– Ability to play RP.– There is Simple Voice Chat and Emotecraft.– Datapacks Incendium, Stellarity.– Twitch streamer YolkaJess.– Experimental features included (there is an autocrafter).

– Conducting politics between cities, trade and war.

– Many cities and places of interest. Museums, temples, casinos, bunkers, parks.

– Live server updates to the latest version of the game. At the same time, you will be able to log into the server even from earlier versions without losing the functionality of the latest ones.

– No excess plugins. All the plugins present only complement the capabilities of the vanilla game, for example, a plugin for changing the position of stands with armor, or a plugin that allows you to sit and lie down.

– Communication with the server community via Discord.

– Datapacks for generation (Terralith) and collectible heads (from VanillaTweaks sets).– Plugin for alcohol (Brewery).

– No privates, BUT stamping and theft are prohibited. Any necking will be followed by a rollback of the region.

– Opportunity to propose your ideas for the server through the appropriate section.

– No wipes!

schnee.mineserver.xyz

Worst Players “Forever” Server: Semi-Bad, Still Vanilla, Dynmap, Tiny, Barely Surviving

Adults, Adventures, Barely, base, Community, Discord, Dynmap, enthusiasts, Environment, gameplay, growth, imagination, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Projects, Redstone, Relax, Semi Vanilla, SemiBad, Server, Support, Surviving, Tiny, Vanilla, VIBES, WORST

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome
Welcome to “The Worst Players 3ver,” a Vanilla+ Minecraft server designed for adults seeking a chill and stress-free gaming environment!

About Us
“The Worst Players 3ver” is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a growing community of like-minded adults who come together to unwind, build, and explore. Our Vanilla+ approach retains the core essence of Minecraft while enhancing the experience with a few carefully selected quality-of-life mods. This ensures that the game remains familiar and enjoyable, with just enough tweaks to keep things interesting.

About Us

“The Worst Players 3ver” is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a growing community of like-minded adults who come together to unwind, build, and explore. Our Vanilla+ approach retains the core essence of Minecraft while enhancing the experience with a few carefully selected quality-of-life mods. This ensures that the game remains familiar and enjoyable, with just enough tweaks to keep things interesting.

Our Community
Our community is our greatest asset. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a Redstone enthusiast, or a casual player looking to relax after a long day, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive group of players here. Our members are friendly, respectful, and always ready to lend a helping hand. We believe in fostering a positive atmosphere where everyone can share their creations, collaborate on projects, and simply have fun.

Our Community

Our community is our greatest asset. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a Redstone enthusiast, or a casual player looking to relax after a long day, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive group of players here. Our members are friendly, respectful, and always ready to lend a helping hand. We believe in fostering a positive atmosphere where everyone can share their creations, collaborate on projects, and simply have fun.

Features
Vanilla+ Gameplay: Experience Minecraft in its purest form with enhancements that improve gameplay without altering the core mechanics.
Friendly and Mature Environment: Our server is tailored for adults who want to enjoy a laid-back gaming session.
Community Projects: Join in on large-scale builds and community events, or simply watch and admire the creativity of others.
Stress Relief: Escape the pressures of daily life and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Why Join Us?
Steady Growth: Our community is steadily growing, attracting new members who contribute to a vibrant and active server.
Supportive Members: From sharing tips to helping with resources, our members are always ready to support each other.
Chill Vibes: This is your go-to place for relaxation. No drama, no pressure—just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

How to Join
Joining “The Worst Players 3ver” is easy. Simply head to our discord, where you can find all the details on how to get started. Whether you’re looking to build your dream base, embark on epic adventures, or just chat with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, you’ll find your place here.

Discord Link
https://discord.gg/VUN6sKYbMQ

Come join us!
Come and be a part of “The Worst Players 3ver,” where the community is growing, the vibes are chill, and the fun never ends. See you in the game!

FAQ

Q: Is this server only for adults?

A: Yes, this server is designed for adults seeking a mature and stress-free gaming environment.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our discord channel to ensure a positive atmosphere for all players.

Q: Can I participate in community projects even if I’m not a skilled builder?

A: Absolutely! Our community projects are open for participation to all players, regardless of their skill level.

Q: How can I report an issue or seek help on the server?

A: You can reach out to our moderators and admins through our discord channel for any assistance or to report any issues.

Q: Are there regular events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, we organize community events and activities regularly to keep the gameplay interesting and engaging for all players.

Lost in Translation MC

Communication, cross-cultural communication, Cultural differences, IDIOMS, Interpretation, Language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comprehension, language differences, language diversity, language interpretation, language learning, language nuances, language proficiency, language skills, language translation, language understanding., linguistic challenges, Lost, translation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas. They battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot, and emerged victorious as the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while shooting fireballs at your enemies. You can build a castle made entirely of cake and watch as it attracts hordes of hungry zombies. You can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off and win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

BallsyCraft: Where even 6-10 year old girls don’t respect balls

“Youth, age, attitude, Balls, BallsyCraft, Behavior, Childhood, children, cultural expectations, dont, Experience, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Girls, Innocence, Maturity, Perception, perspective, Respect, socialization, societal norms, Sportsmanship, year

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Votes:	2935
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	773	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the greatness of balls? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a whole community of 6-10 year old girls who have mastered the art of disrespecting balls in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a ball-bouncing good time and see just how creative these girls can get with their ball insults. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!