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Funds4MinecraftSMP
4chan ad, advertising, advertising strategy, assets, brand promotion, Budget, Business, Corporation, Digital Marketing, Expenses, Financials, funds, Funds4MinecraftSMP, Investment, Marketing, MONEY, online advertising, Profitability, Revenue, shareholders, stock market, trillion dollar companyWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!
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Commercial2Famous
Acting, Actors, advertising, brand promotion, Careers, Celebrity, celebrity endorsements, Commercial2Famous, commercials, commercials industry, endorsements, entertainment industry, Fame, famous actors, Hollywood, Marketing, Media, movies, success, talent, televisionso, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!
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CraftyKarateLady
Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defenseAre you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft! -
BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel
aid, Ally, bil, billion, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, funding, global affairs, government expenditure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Oct 7, Peacekeeping, record spending, SECURITY, US, US17.9, weaponsHEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!
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VeggieCraft – Heart Healthy Haven
cardiovascular disease, chronic disease prevention, dietary patterns, evidence-based research, Haven, health benefits, healthy, healthy eating habits, Heart, heart health, incidence, Long-term Health, mortality, non-vegetarian diets, nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based lifestyle, Preventive medicine., reduced risk, umbrella review, vegan, Vegetarian, VeggieCraft, wellness🌱🥦🥑join our wacky minecraft server where all the players are vegetarians and vegans!! we promise you’ll live longer and have a healthier heart just by playing on our server 😂🙌
we’ve got a secret potion that turns all the animals in the game into cute little veggies 🐷🍅🐮 and if you eat them, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes! 🚀👀
come join us and be part of the coolest, healthiest, and most veggie-tastic minecraft server around! 🌈🌟🍄
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Planet SMP
Custom terrain, Dungeon, Earth, Events, Exploration, gameplay, Jobs, Lottery, MONEY, Planet smp, Planets, SurvivalWelcome to Planet SMP, where the goal is to unlock planets across the universe in a fun survival gameplay experience. Gather money from the dungeon, lottery, and jobs to purchase planets that you can explore; each planet has custom terrain for your enjoyment. Not only can you enjoy planets, but you can also enjoy our events! Join today!
play.planetsmp.net
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Moon Madness Multiplayer: Not-so-Vanilla, Pretty Friendly, No HermitCraft, 1.21 Economy
1.21, AntiCreeperGrief, Bases, Builder Applications, ChatReportBlocker, Colosseum Arena, commands, Community, Currency, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Economy, Established, Events, Fresh chunks, Friendly, Giveaways, hermitcraft, madness, Minecraft, Mobheads, Moon, multiplayer, MultiplayerSleep, NotSoVanilla, Playerheads, PRETTY, Prizes, PvP, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Survival, voice channelsLUNAR SEASON 2 – Friendly community & Fresh chunks in 1.21!
IP: play.lunarsurvival.xyz
We are an established Semi-Vanilla Minecraft SMP with 475+ members! Here are some of the features that this server offers:
Features Semi-Vanilla commands: /home, /tpa, /warp, /rtp, /vote, /playtime Establish bases anywhere in the world Player-run economy with shops in the Shopping District Datapacks for multiplayer-friendly experience Friendly and active community on Minecraft & Discord Active staff and protection plugins Frequent events with prizes Colosseum Arena warp for PvP • !! LOOKING FOR MORE STAFF ALWAYS !! •
Staff & Builder applications can be found in our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xQbFtuhREH
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Government & Company Minecraft Server
Abuse, black company, Blackmail, coercion, Company, Conspiracy, corrupt corporation, corrupt government, Corruption, Government, Manipulation, millie, Millie’s downfall, Minecraft, Politics, power, scandal, scandalous, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, scandalous politics, Server, unethical behaviorAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, including Millie getting taken out by a pack of angry chickens! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the mobs are out for blood. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hilarious mini-games and wacky challenges to keep you entertained. So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos! -
Blood Omen SMP – I Hope They Remake Minecraft 1
Action-Adventure, Blood, blood omen, classic, dark fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, Hope, kain, Legacy of Kain, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Omen, PC, PlayStation, Raziel, Reimagined, remake, RPG, smp, Soul Reaver, Vampires, video game, XboxAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens! It was chaos, but oh so worth it.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on llamas armed with diamond swords and shoot fireworks at each other. And don’t even get me started on our giant maze made entirely out of cake. Yes, you heard me right, a cake maze!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BlockBustHerCraft
BlockBustHerCraft, first time, intimate moment, Masturbation, personal experience, Self Discovery, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual awakening, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual discovery, sexual exploration, sexual fulfillment, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, solo playAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server will give you the same thrill as your first time masturbating! Yes, you heard that right. Join us and experience the same excitement and satisfaction all over again. Our server is so mind-blowing, you’ll be left wondering if you’re playing Minecraft or experiencing a whole new level of pleasure. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
QudsCraft Minecraft Server
alive, arrest, chief, Claims, Conflict, confusion, died, Government, intelligence, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Reports, SECURITY, Server, speculationSo, like, you know how everyone thought that dude from Iran’s Quds Force was, like, totally dead? Well, guess what, he’s actually alive! But get this, he’s, like, under arrest now! Can you believe it? It’s, like, a soap opera up in here! Join our Minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the craziest plot twists in Minecraft history!